"You know what? The love of my life is eating and shacking up with my best friend and my other best friend is shacking up with an exact look a like of my sister and that said sister...yeah she's trying to kill us. So I think I deserve the damn pie."
"So I'm sitting there playing this game and all of a sudden this option comes up as I'm scrolling that says 'Punch Paparazzi' and I'm just sitting here like Hell yeah! I want to punch some Paps!"
Me on the OOC
"Well I want to join all these rps but it seems like so much work..."
"A body in motion won't actually stay in motion unless a physical force is exerted on it...it will just kinda flop to the floor like a dead fish"
"Well I was on my way to a gay, gypsy, bar mitzvah for the disabled when suddenly I thought 'gosh the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Furher' Who's with me?"
~Melody Pond AKA River Song