Ah, good detective work on your part. The part that set me to spinning was that you mentioned specifics- the more general, obvious ones I could understand, but Hindi? Intriguing assumption.
One thing I always thought was hilarious; B would be the best identity thief in existence. He has no problem with intense make-up (he makes himself look like L) and he knows your name; he could masquerade as you. That's a parody in the makings right there.
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Oh! India has one of the largest populations in the world, was that it?