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11-16-2012 #1
SmexySpiral

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New phone for the first time in years.

Seeing as we were forced to upgrade our plan with Internet, I can bother you all at any time now.

How will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today?

Originally Posted by Esper

Svenn quit pretending your head is a phallic shaped object and mind your manners.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck is teaching math in my shower

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

cool

Originally Posted by Kenyi

Zed, which part of your not-even-close-to-adult brain does not understand "Shut the fuck up"?

Originally Posted by Kingdoml1

You people disgust me

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

no

Originally Posted by sobamushi

..........apparently I have standards.

Originally Posted by RandomEncounter

I remember those.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I'm glad I'm such a positive influence in your life.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck are you

Originally Posted by Card VII

Or you could liquify them and inject those delicious carbs right into your eyeballs.

Like a real American.
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11-16-2012 #2
Darkdrago666

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Yay.

"The root of all fear is imagination"

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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11-16-2012 #3
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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Seeing as we were forced to upgrade our plan with Internet, I can bother you all at any time now.

Verizon?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by Hank

It's not Fonz-cool to call people huge nerds, you arrogant cunt.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-16-2012 #4
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Originally Posted by Aragorn

Verizon?

I still need your phone number!

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OMG SO MUCH LOVE

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

I ship.

Svenn/Drago.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

No.

...

Just kidding, you seem a lot more tolerable with Zed around.

7/10.
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11-16-2012 #5
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Good God, Smural.....

they have cell phones in Mexico?
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11-16-2012 #6
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Originally Posted by Svenn

I still need your phone number!

PMed you it.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by Hank

It's not Fonz-cool to call people huge nerds, you arrogant cunt.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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