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11-17-2012 #11
Kyuki

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I saw this preview when I went to go see Twilight, looks good. Although I'll just wait to rent it from Netflix or something.
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11-17-2012 #12
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Very nice and very funny.

War is coming. Those who haven't sensed it are blind to the heartbeat of the world. America is near the breaking point. Revolts have swept the Middle East. North Korea and Iran build up stock piles of missile and nukes. The U.N. even conspires to become the government of the world. Hear the calls to war! They cannot be ignored. Riots are breaking, economies falling. These are the signs. Ignore what the Bible says. In these times only steel and lead, prepping and storing can see you through. War is at our Door Step. and Death follows him. I am here. I am Kirlov Ilyushin.

Of Brothers and Sisters (1x1 with Missy) - Finished
Angels of Iron - Dead
Stalker: Red Dawn - Dead
Guardsmen of the Imperium - Dead
Rosario X Vampire: Yokai Academy's New Troop - Rebooted
Heroes of Arlon - Dead
World Forged by Powers: London - Alive
Metro 2033 in London (Name is WIP) - Alive, needing new members

Yes I left them misspelled. don't judge her without judging yourselves. "As they did, so shall it be done. Hallah Hakbar!" -Kingdom of Heaven

Originally Posted by Kirlov

Banned because hooray for big breasts, bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, balisties, boobies, jugs, nipples, jublies, stonking great tits!!!!!

And to extend the list:

Originally Posted by WitchChild

Banned because you forgot howitzers, badunkadunks, bra buddies, bombers, flesh bulbs, cannon balls, cha-chas, double-whammies, coconuts, handsets, hoonkers, ho-has, hooters and number of other names for breasts.

Originally Posted by Walrus

Banned for so many boob references, yet you forgot bazongas.

Originally Posted by Missy

Aww the big bad commisar feels threatend by a meare mark's man...

Originally Posted by Missy

You find girls the same way you find freinds.

Go to places where they play magic/rollplaying games or annyouter sort of intrest you like. Den you can casualy find more freinds and perhapps somone who will couddle up with you.

Originally Posted by Missy

Well i have goten rejceted too...But lissen. Keep up be straightfoward and sooner den later a girl will fall for you as you will fall for her.

Recjtion is part of life and i am villing to belive that you can find somne who will couddle up to you.

Originally Posted by Missy

Its even cuter when you cant stop acting with me Kirlovy insted of working on the final post of our RP.

Originally Posted by Missy

Banned cause kirov and i finnished a good hard...F...I mean RP!
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11-17-2012 #13
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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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