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11-16-2012 #11
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Some freaky shit.

~ In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.~

Roleplays I'm involved in:

~I Am Not A Robot~

Scott Pilgrim:Precious Little Role-Play

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I feel like we should be friends now.

Originally Posted by BlueRose

Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.

Originally Posted by Rusalka

Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.

---------- Post added at 10:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:25 AM ----------

Twice.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
I'm screwed.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.

Originally Posted by Asuras

No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
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11-16-2012 #12
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WHY IS IT SO QUIET?!

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-16-2012 #13
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Maybe everyone is on TC?

- - - Updated - - -

Nevermind, TC is dead too.

~ In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.~

Roleplays I'm involved in:

~I Am Not A Robot~

Scott Pilgrim:Precious Little Role-Play

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I feel like we should be friends now.

Originally Posted by BlueRose

Not even a few mins into noobhood and I accept you already.

Originally Posted by Rusalka

Any asshole caught using their signature for it's intended purpose will be shot.

---------- Post added at 10:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:25 AM ----------

Twice.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Can I see your temporarily visa? I need to make it permanent.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Whoa wait. Cleavage is no longer accepted as payment here?
I'm screwed.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Amagawd! Rusa. We are now forever.

Originally Posted by Asuras

No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
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11-16-2012 #14
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Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Which episode is that?
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11-16-2012 #15
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Shit Storm of Scariness on The Sw1tcher >_< I forget the exact name of the game

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.
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11-16-2012 #16
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Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Shit Storm of Scariness on The Sw1tcher >_< I forget the exact name of the game

>Wants to watch.

>It's late.

...
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11-16-2012 #17
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Originally Posted by aMARIKanIshtar

>Wants to watch.

>It's late.

...

You know it's late when even Spam is tired.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-16-2012 #18
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Originally Posted by aMARIKanIshtar

>Wants to watch.

>It's late.

...

Here we go!

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.
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11-16-2012 #19
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I need to find a game that's bad so I can do videos where I play it and mock it's badness.

I don't know what to put here right now.
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Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

I need to find a game that's bad so I can do videos where I play it and mock it's badness.

WAY OF THE SAMURAI 4 IS THE PERFECT GAME!!!! It's really bad! XD

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.
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