All I know is, I'm fucking drunk. Taking too large swigs from the bottle wasn't the amartsy thinf i've eVer dome.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Torment wins the internet.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
TP is going to go apeshit.
)
Originally Posted by Grifspark
TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Originally Posted by Sora
I love you forever.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
FUCKING [2]
Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!
They love me. ?
Originally Posted by Draigh
Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Well... Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.
Bwhahaha
Originally Posted by thatmaskedman
a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?
Originally Posted by Draigh
I shall call it... TheHairlessItalianBearPig
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
New custom user title, because of lulz level.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.
On Grif and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?
I'm a bit jelly.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.
Originally Posted by Whowho
Torment I love you so very much.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.
It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.
>______________
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*
Originally Posted by ActRaiser
You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.
On who should be handed a Perma.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.
Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix
TP... ily now.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!
TP!! <333
I haz mizzed yu loots!
Originally Posted by Kyuki
Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
TP.
We are ooooooone.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot
"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."
Originally Posted by Card VII
"Oh, what's that dearie?"
"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."
"You mean those anime things?"
"What? Speak up!"
"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"
"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.
It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend
but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things
And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.
Originally Posted by CommunistZed
You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.
Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice
And how badass you are. ;-)
Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes
Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."
SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!
Originally Posted by Drakell
Kuro...
At times....
I just <3 you....
For you are obviously awesome.
Originally Posted by Elendra
KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.
Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
This is genuine drama, not spam drama.
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
...
I have a headache
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
I think you just summed it all up better than I did.
Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
Another one of the many services I offer
Now someone needs to pay me
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
Both.
Originally Posted by Static
[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.