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11-17-2012 #1
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Just summarized tonight's Scion game to someone in the IRC who had missed it

( Sorry Koka, btw )

Afterwards... I realized just how odd the entire session was.

Turt is like the buttmonkey of existence.
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11-17-2012 #2
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Let's see...

First unintended urination...
Then vomiting...
That means next...

Oh no.

The man who claims to rule and teach
Is only master for the rich
And anyway succumbs
To the laws of nature in the end

Slow decay and rest
As we're running fast,
And the mighty ones are nothing
But the last ones.

If you give the world a chance
It will beat you down to your knees.
If you try to fight it back
It will beat you again and again.

Everything is a weapon if you hold it right.

Just a few facts that I thought you should know...
Life increases your chances of dying,
so why are you trying at all?
On a walk in the summer sun you're more likely to be in a homocide,
not to mention the cancer you'll get and the light waves frying your eyes.

As you're breathing this air,
you're increasing your chances of getting diseased,
so retreat in your house with your spouse,
the one person most likely to kill you.
Imagine a leaf as it falls to the ground
whining about an obstruction on the way down,
curling itself to shield from the wind so hopelessly.

Life is a lesson
You learn it when it's over

[Important Quotes You Must Memorize]

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

HONEY BOO BOO IS MY FUCKING SPIRIT ANIMAL

Originally Posted by Stalker

Originally Posted by Asuras

NO SANE HUMAN DEALS OUT RASPBERRIES. THEY MUST BE LACED WITH SOMETHING.

Laced with love.

Originally Posted by Valeric

Originally Posted by Asuras

Let's discuss how we're all going to kick each other's asses.

I'll use my leg.
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11-17-2012 #3
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Originally Posted by Asuras

Let's see...

First unintended urination...
Then vomiting...
That means next...

Oh no.

He also had a bird poop on him
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11-17-2012 #4
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Yea but it didn't come from his own butt.

Pretty sure he's now fatebound to embarrassing unintended events.

The man who claims to rule and teach
Is only master for the rich
And anyway succumbs
To the laws of nature in the end

Slow decay and rest
As we're running fast,
And the mighty ones are nothing
But the last ones.

If you give the world a chance
It will beat you down to your knees.
If you try to fight it back
It will beat you again and again.

Everything is a weapon if you hold it right.

Just a few facts that I thought you should know...
Life increases your chances of dying,
so why are you trying at all?
On a walk in the summer sun you're more likely to be in a homocide,
not to mention the cancer you'll get and the light waves frying your eyes.

As you're breathing this air,
you're increasing your chances of getting diseased,
so retreat in your house with your spouse,
the one person most likely to kill you.
Imagine a leaf as it falls to the ground
whining about an obstruction on the way down,
curling itself to shield from the wind so hopelessly.

Life is a lesson
You learn it when it's over

[Important Quotes You Must Memorize]

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

HONEY BOO BOO IS MY FUCKING SPIRIT ANIMAL

Originally Posted by Stalker

Originally Posted by Asuras

NO SANE HUMAN DEALS OUT RASPBERRIES. THEY MUST BE LACED WITH SOMETHING.

Laced with love.

Originally Posted by Valeric

Originally Posted by Asuras

Let's discuss how we're all going to kick each other's asses.

I'll use my leg.
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11-17-2012 #5
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Wat?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-17-2012 #6
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Yeah, I almost rage quitted last night, I'm kinda tired of all this shit happening to me.
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11-17-2012 #7
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Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Yeah, I almost rage quitted last night, I'm kinda tired of all this shit happening to me.

Ouch.
I'm sorta glad I got banned, I don't wanna imagine what would've happened to me.

The White Army and the Black Baron;
Are trying to force us back to the Tsar.

"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

Originally Posted by Hank in Skype

You're insane.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

I'M YOUR ZEDDYBEAR!

Originally Posted by Esper

Spot on.

Originally Posted by The Australian

A pretty cool chap.

For a Bolshevik.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I actually legitimately believed you might be female

Sorry

You're kinda like Nat in a way (don't shit yourself, let me finish)

You can be really fucking annoying (see blorbs1)

But when you're not, you're actually pretty alright

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I'm not sure what to make of you. Like some of your reactions...I don't see what makes you have them. But when you're calm you seem like a really thoughtful, smart kid. Like you think about things deeply. When you yell random stuff it annoys me. lol
I can tell you're really creative too.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I get to see you a lot. You are something like a younger face in my circle of friends. It is a nice charm, but I really only know you on the basis that you are there a lot.

Originally Posted by Asuras

I can tell you're a perfectly cool dude, but you seem to squander this with silly or pointless posts. I'm sure you'll eventually get over it; I did myself. Just make sure you act pleasantly and I'll see you as a good spammer forever and always.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You're the worst, Ross.

Not really, you're better than some people. A few of them, at least. You used to be terrible on a Svenn and Nat (before I grew some tolerance for him) level, but now you're not that bad. Sometimes you still annoy me immensely, you're immature in stupid ways and you says some pretty dumb shit, but other than that you're alright. You have a decent sense of humor and a thick skin, both of which are traits I can appreciate. You just need to grow up some more before I can say my opinion of you is good rather than neutral.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
I keep getting you mixed up with Aussie and Trooper and whoever else decided to change their set to something war-related.
Eh, I figure you're okay.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Hey! I will always remember you as that RD player who would not stop flooding my inbox. But I don't mean that as an insult. On the contrary, I like how active you've been in my game. I really appreciate it. I don't know you very well as a person, but you make me laugh, so keep doing what you're doing.

Originally Posted by Jannah

You seem cool and we seem to share an interest in history. Also, as a fellow comrade you get bonus points in my book.

[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

You could be exponentially worse.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

That you did.

You don't seem all that bad, Zed. Just try don't fuck it up and we cool.
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11-17-2012 #8
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Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Ouch.
I'm sorta glad I got banned, I don't wanna imagine what would've happened to me.

One possibility is that El might throw something your way with intention of killing you.

http://alphakoka.minitroopers.com

Credit to Harby the Australian Harbringer.

Clicky clicky

Character Sheets

The Freeland of Xrixk

Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.
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11-17-2012 #9
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Originally Posted by Alphakoka

One possibility is that El might throw something your way with intention of killing you.

Meh, that would be better than having embarrassing shit done to me and still be living with the memories.

The White Army and the Black Baron;
Are trying to force us back to the Tsar.

"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

Originally Posted by Hank in Skype

You're insane.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

I'M YOUR ZEDDYBEAR!

Originally Posted by Esper

Spot on.

Originally Posted by The Australian

A pretty cool chap.

For a Bolshevik.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I actually legitimately believed you might be female

Sorry

You're kinda like Nat in a way (don't shit yourself, let me finish)

You can be really fucking annoying (see blorbs1)

But when you're not, you're actually pretty alright

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I'm not sure what to make of you. Like some of your reactions...I don't see what makes you have them. But when you're calm you seem like a really thoughtful, smart kid. Like you think about things deeply. When you yell random stuff it annoys me. lol
I can tell you're really creative too.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I get to see you a lot. You are something like a younger face in my circle of friends. It is a nice charm, but I really only know you on the basis that you are there a lot.

Originally Posted by Asuras

I can tell you're a perfectly cool dude, but you seem to squander this with silly or pointless posts. I'm sure you'll eventually get over it; I did myself. Just make sure you act pleasantly and I'll see you as a good spammer forever and always.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You're the worst, Ross.

Not really, you're better than some people. A few of them, at least. You used to be terrible on a Svenn and Nat (before I grew some tolerance for him) level, but now you're not that bad. Sometimes you still annoy me immensely, you're immature in stupid ways and you says some pretty dumb shit, but other than that you're alright. You have a decent sense of humor and a thick skin, both of which are traits I can appreciate. You just need to grow up some more before I can say my opinion of you is good rather than neutral.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
I keep getting you mixed up with Aussie and Trooper and whoever else decided to change their set to something war-related.
Eh, I figure you're okay.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Hey! I will always remember you as that RD player who would not stop flooding my inbox. But I don't mean that as an insult. On the contrary, I like how active you've been in my game. I really appreciate it. I don't know you very well as a person, but you make me laugh, so keep doing what you're doing.

Originally Posted by Jannah

You seem cool and we seem to share an interest in history. Also, as a fellow comrade you get bonus points in my book.

[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

You could be exponentially worse.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

That you did.

You don't seem all that bad, Zed. Just try don't fuck it up and we cool.
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