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11-17-2012 #41
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I'm actually the pot that smiral smokes

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OMG SO MUCH LOVE

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

I ship.

Svenn/Drago.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

No.

...

Just kidding, you seem a lot more tolerable with Zed around.

7/10.
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11-17-2012 #42
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Originally Posted by Svenn

I'm actually the pot that smiral smokes

Fuck, I knew it.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-17-2012 #43
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Originally Posted by Kagamine

I'm Jorick's sister.

Ohhi. I'd be okay with this, you seem like you'd be a cool sister.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I wouldn't be surprised. It seems like every time I turn around another sibling/family member is popping up.. XD

Haha, I know, it's ridiculous. Hopefully that's done with, though.

Originally Posted by Aragorn

Ikr? Jorick's parents were very busy.

Just my mother. Such a whore.

Originally Posted by TP

WHAT. YOU MEAN JORICKS PARENTS ACTUALLY HAD A GIRL, INSTEAD OF JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS. HOLY SHIT.

Two of them, actually.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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11-17-2012 #44
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Ohhi. I'd be okay with this, you seem like you'd be a cool sister.

Not sure if I should quote list this or what.

WOTM #26 Guidelines thread is up! This month's theme is Evil Wins! Let's see those entries!!

A highly successful roleplay thread of mine that I have made into a fanfiction! It's about a bunch of anime characters coming to life in the real world, and a group of those characters are then found by a trio of otaku girls! And while they're trying to figure out how their fictional little friends got there in the first place, a mysterious group emerges called Operation Anime, whose goal is to wipe out all the characters that exist in the real world!

Link to the story on FanFiction here.

Also be sure to check out the manga based on the fic by OverlordRoo! Link to it here on SmackJeeves.

Originally Posted by Metal Zeta

You are both a bad person and a wonderful person at the same time

Originally Posted by Tatoba

I hearby declare you Kaga 'M. Ine, Mayor of Glitch City.

Originally Posted by SebasChan

You, my dear madame, are made of awesome.

Originally Posted by Ghost 97

I'm just gonna say it: I love you. In every single way, plus a few new ways I just invented.

Originally Posted by Captain Ivan

You never get enough of those quotes, huh. It's like some sort of Kagapedia.

Originally Posted by Tatoba

Kaga is like some sort of wizard. A wizard with a post seeing third eye.

Originally Posted by Tatoba

It's not as though Kagaga has any future plans to take over RPG, and maybe eventually the world.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Glitches are Kaga's porn. She's got, like, glitchophillia, I swear.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Huh, a 15 year old that runs WotM and has a far superior grasp of the English language then me.

I feel like a waste of flesh.

Originally Posted by Aragorn

It is not enough to be Fonz cool. You have to be Kags cool.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

The Kagarmy increases...

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

And another point for Kaga for being completely fucking right.

:I Seriously man, you gotta stop being right all the time and give the rest of us a chance...

Originally Posted by Tatoba

That's right, my moirail is a singing program.

Or she was... until the glitch happened.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

It is a power grab. Kagami wants to take over RpG with Brovo so that the managers can rule side by side with Brovo crushing the opposition. Then they will make love and live happily ever after.

Originally Posted by Rainaa

I liked Kagamine before it was cool.

Originally Posted by DarkGrey

Plus, why would I not fear you? You're like that kid in the class that nobody screws with because his brother's in a street gang. What I'm saying is that you have connections.

Originally Posted by MistressRainbow

Sorry I got Lost in Kagamine's Endless Quotes Tab! There's so many that I swear it's like a Nebula imploded and Out popped a Little Book filled with Kagamine-isms O_O It's quite a Pandora's Box kind of Deal... No! It's Kagamine Box ._. *Locks self in Safety closet*

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

She's a super strong glitch on a god pony who can see all and is immune to the mystery of cinnamon toast crunch.

Not even Goldi's godmodding can save us now...

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

KAGA IS THE ICEBERG OF OUR UNIVERSE, MAN.

AND WE'RE ALL LEONARDOO DICAPRIO, CLINGING ONTO BITS OF THE WRECKAGE FOR DEAR LIFE.

BUT WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT MAN. YOU CAN'T PAP AN ICEBERG.
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11-17-2012 #45
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Originally Posted by Hank

I'm actually Hank.

Fucking liar right here.

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.
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11-17-2012 #46
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Am I still that creepy uncle that's not really related to anybody, but forces everybody to call him uncle?
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11-18-2012 #47
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I'm actually Mammoth.

Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft

All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.

ARE YOU A PENGUIN?

NO.

LEAVE.

Originally Posted by Discontent

I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...

Originally Posted by Codexanother

How did you... type without arms...?

Originally Posted by SkyFairwind

I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?

Originally Posted by The English

BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!

Originally Posted by xGabrielx

Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards

Originally Posted by Bela

You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Grif, it's termite you're talking to.

He doesn't think like you and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.

Originally Posted by guster746

You'll be in my heart.
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Nevermind you're an ass.
<3

Originally Posted by Jorick

What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.

Originally Posted by Herzinth

AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Elendra

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Originally Posted by KnightShade

Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.

This theory has some merit.

Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.

We could eat him alive.

Originally Posted by Lucian Heart

You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.

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You're welcome.
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