Right-O then.

[dman0649]

Just figured i'd check up on you guys, making sure you're taking your medication and shit.

Everything cool here, or do we need to set some boundaries.

[Aragorn]

Fuck. I forget to take my ADHD meds.

[Elendra]

Eh, we've had Blorbs, Jorick going overboard, Hank returning, wannabes, and pony porn. I think we're okay though.

[Darkdrago666]

Sup Dman?

you just dissapear and shit.

[dman0649]

No, i'm just more concerned with real life these days. Though recently i've started doing roleplays again (I had a very intense spout of writer's block, you see) so I figured i'd stop in and make sure Spam hasn't gone too far south.

I mean, we don't want to be sending Satan postcards, now do we?

As for the porn.. I heard about that. Pretty funny shit, methinks.

What in the literal fuck is a blorg.

[Aragorn]

No, i'm just more concerned with real life these days. Though recently i've started doing roleplays again (I had a very intense spout of writer's block, you see) so I figured i'd stop in and make sure Spam hasn't gone too far south.

I mean, we don't want to be sending Satan postcards, now do we?

As for the porn.. I heard about that. Pretty funny shit, methinks.

What in the literal fuck is a blorg.

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There are the Blorbs, small furry white ball shaped creatures with a single disembodied hand. They're adorable, and come with special powers, and work sometimes exponentially faster in groups than when alone, even able to change how fast they run or strong they are when working together. They have shown to have some form of immortality, called Respawning, wherein upon death, they simply come back alive in a new, albeit younger, body at some point in the world, typically within the last town they were in. This leads to some strangeness with their cultures and wars. Blorbs typically worship The Blord.

[Elendra]

No, i'm just more concerned with real life these days. Though recently i've started doing roleplays again (I had a very intense spout of writer's block, you see) so I figured i'd stop in and make sure Spam hasn't gone too far south.

I mean, we don't want to be sending Satan postcards, now do we?

As for the porn.. I heard about that. Pretty funny shit, methinks.

What in the literal fuck is a blorg.

Blorb**

Long story

Polarized Spam

Basically, it's a small furry ball creature with a disembodied hand and magic powers that lives in a magical world full of various things that mostly all just want to kill you in horrible ways, from laying eggs in your head that make you explode into giant beetles, to something that looked like a giant wild boar had sex with a squid, and grew half a dozen beaks and wants to rip you apart, to various other wonderful things.

[Myyt]

Just figured i'd check up on you guys, making sure you're taking your medication and shit.

Everything cool here, or do we need to set some boundaries.

pffft you don't even know what porn is. Blin Dman

[dman0649]

No, i'm just more concerned with real life these days. Though recently i've started doing roleplays again (I had a very intense spout of writer's block, you see) so I figured i'd stop in and make sure Spam hasn't gone too far south.

I mean, we don't want to be sending Satan postcards, now do we?

As for the porn.. I heard about that. Pretty funny shit, methinks.

What in the literal fuck is a blorb.

[Aragorn]

Blorb**

Long story

Polarized Spam

Basically, it's a small furry ball creature with a disembodied hand and magic powers that lives in a magical world full of various things that mostly all just want to kill you in horrible ways, from laying eggs in your head that make you explode into giant beetles, to something that looked like a giant wild boar had sex with a squid, and grew half a dozen beaks and wants to rip you apart, to various other wonderful things.

In even shorter words: The next Stephen King story.