I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.
Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty
Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair
And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.
I switch my alliegance to her!
Originally Posted by Auggie
Bela-
Cute and deadly.
Originally Posted by vslayer
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?
Eh fuck it.
This.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
You. My Pants. Now.
Originally Posted by Dex
Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.
MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela, I like the way you phrase things.
This is why I married you.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Bela never ceases to amaze me.
I could marry her again.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.
Originally Posted by Guru Gloin
I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Don't threaten my Bela!
Originally Posted by omnijay
Bela, I <3 You.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response
Originally Posted by Svenn
Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.
Originally Posted by The Doctor
The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.
Originally Posted by vslayer
I now love you, 15 000 times
Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows
No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.
Originally Posted by MissSquee92
Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.
Originally Posted by Ace of Spades
Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.
Originally Posted by Woodfin
Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it. WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
You loveable asshole, you.
You are blunt, and to the point.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D
Originally Posted by Myyt
Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.
Originally Posted by Esper
Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.
Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick
I had dibs first.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Put it this way.
If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.
Without a fight.
Why?
Because it's me and Jorick.
We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.
Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.
Originally Posted by overwatch
When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex
He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes
Originally Posted by Azarthes
The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.
It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.
Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness
You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.
Originally Posted by Hank
Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
And then on the very same day I met Spanish Serpentine.
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss,
Ssssssssss.
Take the paint off of my wall.
Kill the painted trolls.
If you don't understand that last bit,
go play Oblivion or something.
It might help.
- Grif