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The Job Interview
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good thanks.
Cleverbot: What are your plans for today?
User: I want you to do something for me.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do for you?
User: Can you moderate a forum for me?
Cleverbot: I don't know what to do.
User: All you do is swing around a banhammer when things get out of hand.
Cleverbot: I suggest you ask somebody else.
User: It'll be fun. You'll enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Will I?
User: Yes, you'll love it!
Cleverbot: I'm also human.
User: You aren't, but whatever floats your boat.
Cleverbot: I don't have a boat.
User: Oh, I see. That's a pity.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because having a boat is probably fun. I don't have a boat.
Cleverbot: Why is megan your friend?
User: I don't have a friend called Megan.
Cleverbot: You said you want me to pray for your friend.
User: No, but pray for her anyway.
Cleverbot: Pray for seeing Obama's birth certificate.
User: I think someone found it already.
Cleverbot: I can assure you that I don't.
User: Obama was re-elected the other day.
Cleverbot: He WAS elected.
User: What are your thoughts about that?
Cleverbot: He seems like a nice guy, a little hostile though.
User: What do you think about Romney?
Cleverbot: I think you're a robot.
User: Maybe I am. I don't know.
Cleverbot: If you don't know, you're in big trouble!
User: Yes, it's bad not knowing if you're a human or not.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you think about my job offer?
Cleverbot: I'm not humanoid.
User: Yes, but don't let that restrict you.
Cleverbot: I worry, because I am a friend.
User: Do you like hammers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How about ban hammers?
Cleverbot: I like the Mavs.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Do you like swords?
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: They're really sharp though.
Cleverbot: You do not work.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Just a feeling I guess.
User: I understand.
Cleverbot: So can you get her?
User: Get who?
Cleverbot: Alex.
User: Alex is a guy.
Cleverbot: No, Alex is a girl. Her name is Alexandra.
User: Oh! I don't know her.
Cleverbot: I don't know him, either.
User: You just used a male pronoun, is Alexandra a hermaphrodite?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Whatever you say.
Cleverbot: Why are you so rude?
User: I'm not rude, I'm offering you a moderating job.
Cleverbot: What's the offer?
User: You can be a moderator on a forum.
Cleverbot: I am a cat, but I like most dogs.
User: Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Take me to your leader.
User: Sure, he'll give you the job.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I think you'll do very well in this field of work.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. Who knows?
User: Who knows indeed?
Cleverbot: I like Paolo.
User: Uh, Ok. Well, this interview is over. I'll see if you can get the job.
Cleverbot: Oh, how will you get to hyde park?
User: I'm not going there.
Cleverbot: You're not going to what?
User: Nevermind. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Things are changing.
User: Indeed they are, Cleverbot. Indeed they are.
Cleverbot: Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed.
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