HOMLESS SUPERPOWERS RP

[Durandal]

this is acceptable

we can do breakdancing routines with them

[Constantinou]

Thanks, Joe. This was actually the easiest CS ever because it was based on myself. Except my parents were not malled by bears. So I instead got to spend some healthy time in an institution. And I'm nice and stable now. And I have a job and school and a future. So ya know, everything but the homelessness and shitfest. Another reason why I chose this RP. It was a great way to place myself in a fictional situation. I've noticed abundant asylum games on the site, but I refuse to relive the institution. So this is more fitting. Doesn't hit so close to home.

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Fuck no, Durandal. I can't dance.

[RutulianJoe]

Dear anyone who hasn't posted a CS

Please do not be frightened away by the rampant insanity contained within this thread. I promise, I will do my utmost to stamp it out with a righteous stampy foot.

Love,

Rut <3

[Constantinou]

Rut, don't lie. You created this game for the insanity. Don't give them false hopes. That's just mean!

[Durandal]

Nah, the original idea was to have a giant robot form out of smaller robots piloted by each of the homeless people.

So the "OH MY GOD BEES BEES BEES" homeless schizophrenic could be the legs and stuff like that.

[Constantinou]

So, wait, you wanted everyone to be robots? You're sick. :P

[Durandal]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BEES.

[Constantinou]

I SAID YOU! ARE! SICK! GO PICK THAT VOMITING POWER. Since he's not gonna give you a robot, crazy.

[Durandal]

I think that someone should get vomit and bees.

So they can vomit bees.

BEES.

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No, seriously, hear me out.

So you have this homeless guy, with a paper bag on his head, scraggly ass beard, running through the middle of town screaming and vomiting clouds and clouds of bees all around him.

Brilliant.

[RutulianJoe]

... I did that for fancy dress once.