John Blake, Socialist (thatguy12)
Diana Lachelle, Independent (Bayeesa)
Josephina Monroe, Democrat (cookiemonster17)
Go sign up and read the rules there. Wouldn't hurt to skim through all the TWO PAGES (gasp) there, either. We can accept one more candidate, but you are welcome and encouraged to vote, even if you aren't running.
Okay. You can have your first post be at the Democratic Acceptance Speech, or something along those lines. However you Socialists and Independents want to do it.
We are starting on September 5, 2016. Each post equals a day, so pace yourself as stated in the rules. If no one posts, I may speed things up a bit so more people can.
That said, let the election season begin!
Spoiler"We've got rats and dogs living in harmony in this meat packing facility? I'm not sure I would want any of the meat in this facility. I think we need to inspect our meat packing facilities a little better. I don't want any rat meat in my meat. I don't want shotgun shells either. I don't want big-ass fights like this breaking out in random meat packing plants. You know, that's something we really need to look into-as a people. God forbid some small child eat a shotgun shell. Unless he deserves it. In which case fuck that kid. Still, we must protect everyone else who isn't a douche."