SIMUALTANIOUSLY LAUGHING AND CRYING.

[SmexySpiral]

THERE'S THIS CHICK I ABSOLUTE DESPISE THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL AND IS FASCINATED WITH ME.

I WAS PLAYING WITH MY DOG OUTSIDE WHEN SHE CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE THREE DOORS UP FROM MINE.

SHE'S BEEN ASKING WHERE I LIVE FOR TWO YEARS AND I REFUSED TO TELL HER BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HER ANYWHERE NEAR MY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.

AND SHE LIVES IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS ME.

WHAT THE SHIT.

[Ozymandias]

She wants you to put your weiner there.

[Aragorn]

YOU ARE SOUNDING LIKE KARKAT. STOP IT. YOU'LL LOSE YOUR VOICE.

[Squee]

STICK IT IN HER

[Sherlock Holmes]

It's clearly fate. You're totes destined to be together forever.

[SmexySpiral]

Now it's just crying.

[KuroTenshi]

THERE'S THIS CHICK I ABSOLUTE DESPISE THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL AND IS FASCINATED WITH ME.

I WAS PLAYING WITH MY DOG OUTSIDE WHEN SHE CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE THREE DOORS UP FROM MINE.

SHE'S BEEN ASKING WHERE I LIVE FOR TWO YEARS AND I REFUSED TO TELL HER BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HER ANYWHERE NEAR MY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.

AND SHE LIVES IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS ME.

WHAT THE SHIT.

She wants to touch your boom boom kitty!

[Svenn]

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS

SRSLY

HILARIOUS

NOW STICK IT IN HER WITH YOUR SUPER PENIS.

I BET SHE LOVES PENIS JOUSTING

#totesjustbroughtuppenisjousting

[SmexySpiral]

[sad whale noises]

[Svenn]