Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!
Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
TP is going to go apeshit.
)
Originally Posted by Grifspark
TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Originally Posted by Sora
I love you forever.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
FUCKING [2]
Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!
They love me. ?
Originally Posted by Draigh
Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Well... Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.
Bwhahaha
Originally Posted by thatmaskedman
a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?
Originally Posted by Draigh
I shall call it... TheHairlessItalianBearPig
Originally Posted by Torment Pain
New custom user title, because of lulz level.
Originally Posted by Draigh
Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.
On Grif and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?
I'm a bit jelly.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.
Originally Posted by Whowho
Torment I love you so very much.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.
It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.
>______________
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*
Originally Posted by ActRaiser
You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.
On who should be handed a Perma.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.
Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix
TP... ily now.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!
TP!! <333
I haz mizzed yu loots!
Originally Posted by Kyuki
Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
TP.
We are ooooooone.
Originally Posted by rpg101
Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot
" Careful now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak. "
Originally Posted by Jorick
They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
dont be strangers to love.
know the rules and so will she.
think of commitments
she wouldnt get this from any other guy
tell her how your feeling
make her understand
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her
Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.
Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.
Originally Posted by Griever
I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime
Originally Posted by Rilla
Immortalize the following forever Drago;
"TheBlackMan approves of you now."
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
You're a filthy bastard, Drago.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Originally Posted by Jorick
Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
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