Hey Spam! Let's play a game.

[Ozymandias]

I keep spawning in places that are far, far too obvious. Just now I spawned in the middle of a highway with massive ass signs with Russian text, plus there were white vans with Russian company names on them. I want to start in the middle of no where!

[Elendra]

I keep spawning in places that are far, far too obvious. Just now I spawned in the middle of a highway with massive ass signs with Russian text, plus there were white vans with Russian company names on them. I want to start in the middle of no where!

I have the opposite problem

[Ryukuruyu]

I was wondering if maybe you were some kind of alt of someone, a friend of someone already well known in spam, or just someone who dropped in.
And apparently you're of the last category.

... Crap, now I feel rude for typing in the last thing ...
Oh god I feel like such a hypocrite now ...
Oh well, nothing better than a game of MapCrunch and trying to find an Airport