Page 2 of 5 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 50

Thread: Chemistry Jokes

  1. 11-19-2012 #11
    Squee
    Squee is offline
    Lady of the Lake Squee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    In the attic.
    Posts
    16,043
    Quote Originally Posted by SmexySpiral View Post
    god dammit pally
    You're like Titanium. When you get hot, you'll combine with anything.



    Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
    Proof that I am the AntiChrist
    Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
    Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 11-19-2012 #12
    PaladinFoster
    PaladinFoster is offline
    Pussy Destroyer PaladinFoster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    20,084
    Quote Originally Posted by SmexySpiral View Post
    god dammit pally
    I want to be DNA helicase so I can unzip your jeans.
    I don't know what to put here right now.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 11-19-2012 #13
    TP
    TP is offline
    The Real Life Villains TP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    14,976
    If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 11-19-2012 #14
    Sherlock Holmes
    Sherlock Holmes is offline
    Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    221B Baker St.
    Posts
    5,577
    lolthisthread

    - Omne ignotum pro magnifico -

    The Sketchbook || 221B Baker Street || The Irregulars || The Science of Deduction
    .
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 11-19-2012 #15
    TP
    TP is offline
    The Real Life Villains TP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    14,976
    Helium walks into a bar,
    The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
    Helium doesn't react.



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 11-19-2012 #16
    Squee
    Squee is offline
    Lady of the Lake Squee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    In the attic.
    Posts
    16,043
    Quote Originally Posted by TP View Post
    Helium walks into a bar,
    The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
    Helium doesn't react.
    I lol'd



    Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
    Proof that I am the AntiChrist
    Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
    Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 11-19-2012 #17
    TP
    TP is offline
    The Real Life Villains TP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    14,976
    Two chemists go into a restaurant.
    The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
    The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 11-19-2012 #18
    Herzinth
    Herzinth is offline
    The Lop-Eared Urchin Herzinth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    With A Cactus
    Posts
    13,503
    So my brother tells me out of the blue: "Tungsten, hydrogen, astatine."
    I was all "WHAt?"

    Glory Fades
    80

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 11-19-2012 #19
    TP
    TP is offline
    The Real Life Villains TP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    14,976
    Quote Originally Posted by Herzinth View Post
    So my brother tells me out of the blue: "Tungsten, hydrogen, astatine."
    I was all "WHAt?"
    HeHe



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 11-19-2012 #20
    Card VII
    Card VII is offline
    And I will whisper, "No." Card VII's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Posts
    3,934
    A kid with a speech impediment walks up to his Chemistry teacher and says "I've got pwoblems and I need youl help!" and his Chemistry teacher happily obliges.

    The same kid comes up to him the next day and says "I've mole pwoblems today and I need youl help!"

    The Chemistry teacher replies "I think I know a guy who can help you out. Let me give you his number: 602-214-1023"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Page 2 of 5 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules