Chemistry Jokes

[TP]

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

[Herzinth]

[TP]

Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

[Sole]

AYO BITCH

I MUST BE YOUR DERIVATIVE

CUZ I BE LYIN TANGENT TO DEM CURVES

(NOT CHEMISTRY BUT FUCK YOUR COUCH)

[TP]

Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

[Jorick]

A kid with a speech impediment walks up to his Chemistry teacher and says "I've got pwoblems and I need youl help!" and his Chemistry teacher happily obliges.

The same kid comes up to him the next day and says "I've mole pwoblems today and I need youl help!"

The Chemistry teacher replies "I think I know a guy who can help you out. Let me give you his number: 602-214-1023"

Hah, nice. I think this is my favorite joke in the thread so far.

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

You fucked up. It's supposed to be two atoms walking down the street and one loses an electron. Of course a single proton would be positively charged.

Anyway, here are a couple chemistry jokes I like.


Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.



What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

CoRnY.



What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?

A KNiFe.



I have more, but they require more chemistry knowledge to understand than the basic high school education would give people.

[Sole]

A horse walks into the bar.

Because it's a horse it shits on the floor and eats a curtain.

[Squee]

Hah, nice. I think this is my favorite joke in the thread so far.



You fucked up. It's supposed to be two atoms walking down the street and one loses an electron. Of course a single proton would be positively charged.

Anyway, here are a couple chemistry jokes I like.


Do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.



What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

CoRnY.



What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?

A KNiFe.



I have more, but they require more chemistry knowledge to understand than the basic high school education would give people.

I am taking Chem next semester.
Super excited.

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A horse walks into the bar.

Because it's a horse it shits on the floor and eats a curtain.

I think you're confused with a goat.
Goats eat anything.

[Sole]

Dryer than menopause

[Holmishire]

I must be a halogen 'cause I'm just fine.