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11-20-2012 #1
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BRB, being a badass in Hitman Absolution

So far so good, I'm enjoying the fuck out of this game.

"The root of all fear is imagination"

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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11-20-2012 #3
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And we're supposed to care because...?

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is under way and open for voting through June 15th.
Casual Voting | Advanced Voting

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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I'm not saying you should care. Just saying that I'm enjoying the game.

"The root of all fear is imagination"

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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11-20-2012 #5
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Thank you, and I will.

"The root of all fear is imagination"

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Thank you, and I will.

Just try not to make too much of a mess
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That's what she said.

"The root of all fear is imagination"

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

That's what she said.

Whilst she had to clean it up afterwards hey?
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Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.
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