Talk about another shipping <3

[Squee]

Challenge me,
To haiku battles?
You will lose.

I refuse to lose;
My power is too great, Sir.
Now, prepare to die.

[8]

I refuse to lose;
My power is too great, Sir.
Now, prepare to die.

You think you,
Can really best me?
Dont try it.

[Squee]

You think you,
Can really best me?
Dont try it.

I already have.
Technically, you have lost.
You are very wrong.

[8]

I already have.
Technically, you have lost.
You are very wrong.

Try and use
Flowing verses less
Choppy chop.

[Squee]

Try and use
Flowing verses less
Choppy chop.

Shut up, 8, you jerk.
I do what I want, so suck
A big donkey butt.

[8]

Shut up, 8, you jerk.
I do what I want, so suck
A big donkey butt.

Fuck you.

(yes thats a haiku, wikipedia that shit, sonnnnn)

[Squee]

Fuck you.

(yes thats a haiku, wikipedia that shit, sonnnnn)

I win.

[8]

I win.

Thats one too,
But i wont back down,
Will you, Squee?

[Beatrix]

Don't you know that these
poems are five seven five
and not three five three?

[Squee]

Thats one too,
But i wont back down,
Will you, Squee?

Give up already.
I want to get off of here,
So I can lay down.

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Don't you know that these
poems are five seven five
and not three five three?

I tole him that, Bea.
That is what started this mess,
But he won't listen.