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11-22-2012 #11
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Oh shit, that's pretty cool. I'll have to go listen to their other songs after I finish marathon watching the rest. I'm already on Series 6. :D

They're so amazing. :3

And, you're getting so close to all the feels. :/ You can brave it, Jorick. Even though it is Moffat.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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11-22-2012 #12
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Originally Posted by TP

Here Jorick.

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.
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11-22-2012 #13
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Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Oh look, it's Slender Woman.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-22-2012 #14
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Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Perfect reaction.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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11-22-2012 #15
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Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Angel Beats.

Brinstin finally decided to use his book for evil, and conjured an evil rainbow clown to trap the shadows

Like I lost OVER 9,000!!!!!!!! braincells

Time revolves around conflicts, conflicts revolve around death, death revolves around hatred, and hatred leads back to ...ME!

~a note from Mr.Strange

Arkay: Brody! First of all, congrats on being the first person to place visitor post on my page! Secondly, I have made an profile and given it to Kuzue, which she surprisingly promptly accepted. She has posted it on the OOC character page, which was rather nice of her. It is good that you are checking up on me and you want things to run smoothly. Thank you for the welcome and I look forward to rping with you!

Me: One: Its Broby, with a b
Second: roflmao! Kozue is a dude!XD
Third: *Bows* I am looking foward to role playing with you too.

XXXHolic
Needless
Sgt. Frog
Black Blood Brothers
Kenichi: Mightiest Desciple
Naruto
Bleach(manga)
Yugioh(manga)
Tsubasa(manga)
Flame of Recca(manga)
Mär(manga)
+Anima(manga)
Black Butler
Full Metal Alchemist(manga and anime)
Legend of Zelda(manga)
One Piece
Shaman King(manga)
Yu Yu Hakasho
Xam'd
Full Metal Panic: Fumoufou
D Gray Man
Soul Eater
Fairy Tail
Kaze no stigma
Hetalia
Gun X Sword
Gungrave

Heres a thought, how about i kill you, throw your body in the sewer, watch the rats hump your lifeless body, send blood hounds down there to eat whats left of your muscle and skin and meat, then make a throne with your bones. *receives looks of disgust from audience* what? Its just a thought.

Ernest, my innocent little Bro.
Aragorn, my asshole cousin that means well.
Misplaced, my perverted brother.
Squall, the brother that everyones friends with.
KozueAstalk, the rule following cousin.
Luna, the fun loving sister.
Slim Shady, the gangsta in the family.
Sexychick, the third cousin twice removed.
Souleaterfan, the cousin everyone cant help but have a mutual respect for.

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny: Kill her and save our world from her evil species!
(")_(") Seriously! Just take a shotgun to her!

YAR HAR, FIDDLE DA DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE!!!!! DO YOU WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!!
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11-22-2012 #16
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Originally Posted by TP

Perfect reaction.

I dug it out of my trash file

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.
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