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11-23-2012 #11
Ozymandias

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Some fries, motherfucker.

"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you talk like a fuckin' god.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Reasons for winning;

British accents,
Shapeshifting abilities,
Not particularly picky,
All around awesome,
We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
There are two of us.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

You could be like Oz and charm me with his words.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you are now a Nord. No questions, simply accept it. You're basically the same, only this time you're slaying dragons with a bigger sword and then yelling at them for little reason.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

I'll bow down to Oz though. xD He's the god of all gods and charming.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Prolonged exposure to Oz is almost as fatal as it is to awesome.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Anyway. Ozymandias. Bed. Now. Wild sex.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

You just won the internet Congratulations :L

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz... dearest... everything you say is the purest form of magnificence.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades, regarding Ozy's new name

Solomon is the king of kings, as it states in his signature.

Originally Posted by Elena Landon

Ozy wins at everything

Originally Posted by Our Unfaithful Admin

You caught me.

Here is my primary forum: Furry Island RP Chats

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Jesus Christ, Squee.

That was cruel. Like, holy crap, that insult is probably the most hurtful thing you could have said. Fucking, Ozy. Do you need to cry? I bet you do, Squee was just being really mean. You walked off this fucking mini-van-fired-from-a-catapult-sized insult like a champ, but damn that must of struck deep. Don't worry, man, I'm here if you just need to cry.

Seriously Squee, why you gotta be so mean?

Originally Posted by Bela

ILuhUOz

Originally Posted by rpg101

Ozy, I think you may be the only spammer that manages to brighten my day, every day.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Oz...you just made me spill my coke.

You sir, are fuckin star!

Originally Posted by The Dripper

Wow Ozy, you say what I was trying to articulate with only three words, and still make it look better than what I said.

I love you, bro.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ozy, stop, you're making my ribs hurt from the laughter. D:

Originally Posted by Squee

Why must you make me love you so?

Originally Posted by Elendra

You've been on a roll with awesome recently, Ozy.

Originally Posted by The Australian

...

Ozy, you are a genius.
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11-23-2012 #12
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Originally Posted by Christiefries

Quit bragging.

But I love my sippy cup.

Why do you ask what, when the delicious question is when?
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11-23-2012 #13
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Originally Posted by Darkmatter

But I love my sippy cup.

- - - Updated - - -

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Some fries, motherfucker.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by Hank

It's not Fonz-cool to call people huge nerds, you arrogant cunt.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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11-23-2012 #14
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A sippy cup... interesting.

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11-23-2012 #15
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Originally Posted by BoostPowah

A sippy cup... interesting.

You don't get it?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?

ALERT THE POPE.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

My inner gay is awakening.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.

EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.

Originally Posted by Hank

It's not Fonz-cool to call people huge nerds, you arrogant cunt.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?

If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~

Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
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