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11-24-2012 #51
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The White Army and the Black Baron;
Are trying to force us back to the Tsar.

"These people are the poisonous leeches on an age of potential so infinite it should be glorious. But
it stands no chance, it's marred by uselessness made flesh and minds that are little more than nubile lambs, bleeting obnoxiously."
-Sophistotle

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
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Originally Posted by Hank in Skype

You're insane.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

I'M YOUR ZEDDYBEAR!

Originally Posted by Esper

Spot on.

Originally Posted by The Australian

A pretty cool chap.

For a Bolshevik.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I actually legitimately believed you might be female

Sorry

You're kinda like Nat in a way (don't shit yourself, let me finish)

You can be really fucking annoying (see blorbs1)

But when you're not, you're actually pretty alright

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

I'm not sure what to make of you. Like some of your reactions...I don't see what makes you have them. But when you're calm you seem like a really thoughtful, smart kid. Like you think about things deeply. When you yell random stuff it annoys me. lol
I can tell you're really creative too.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I get to see you a lot. You are something like a younger face in my circle of friends. It is a nice charm, but I really only know you on the basis that you are there a lot.

Originally Posted by Asuras

I can tell you're a perfectly cool dude, but you seem to squander this with silly or pointless posts. I'm sure you'll eventually get over it; I did myself. Just make sure you act pleasantly and I'll see you as a good spammer forever and always.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You're the worst, Ross.

Not really, you're better than some people. A few of them, at least. You used to be terrible on a Svenn and Nat (before I grew some tolerance for him) level, but now you're not that bad. Sometimes you still annoy me immensely, you're immature in stupid ways and you says some pretty dumb shit, but other than that you're alright. You have a decent sense of humor and a thick skin, both of which are traits I can appreciate. You just need to grow up some more before I can say my opinion of you is good rather than neutral.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

I'm suddenly drawing a blank.
I keep getting you mixed up with Aussie and Trooper and whoever else decided to change their set to something war-related.
Eh, I figure you're okay.

Originally Posted by Seravee

Hey! I will always remember you as that RD player who would not stop flooding my inbox. But I don't mean that as an insult. On the contrary, I like how active you've been in my game. I really appreciate it. I don't know you very well as a person, but you make me laugh, so keep doing what you're doing.

Originally Posted by Jannah

You seem cool and we seem to share an interest in history. Also, as a fellow comrade you get bonus points in my book.

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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

You could be exponentially worse.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

That you did.

You don't seem all that bad, Zed. Just try don't fuck it up and we cool.
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11-24-2012 #52
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Go fuck yourself with a rake.

How about I fuck YOU with a rake.

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.
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11-24-2012 #53
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Originally Posted by TripMyHop

How about I fuck YOU with a rake.

Buy me dinner first and you can use any tool from the shed. The hedge clippers are my favorite. <3

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The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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11-24-2012 #54
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Buy me dinner first and you can use any tool from the shed. The hedge clippers are my favorite. <3

Sweet. 8D

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.
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11-24-2012 #55
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"Fuck today"

^That's the spirit.

Homestuck. Try it.

Originally Posted by Clirkus

Originally Posted by monstahunta

HYPOTHETICALLY if I had followed your advice to the letter, and used a time machine to see the fruits of my labor, what then would you do if your cult turned against you and placed a curse on you while simultaneously placing a ridiculously high bounty on your head? 0_0

Well... at least I'd be famous again.

Originally Posted by Esper

Originally Posted by monstahunta

There's more!? =D

There is. In addition to shackles you also get a collar with your name and information in case you run away get lost.

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