Reply With QuoteHow do yojlu best go about fucking bitches and making money?
Also, this should be in Spam.
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Clirkus' Horribly Bad Good Honest AdviceBeen changed to "Good Honest Advice" at the request of Missy. I dunno why.
Got questions that are hard to answer or, better yet, have no answer? Just ask yours truly and I promise to give you a competent totally useless but hopefully amusing answer from anything like relationship tips to how to fix your car when it breaks down on the freeway in the middle of a snowstorm. This advice is 100% fool-proof, because it's all folly.
Can't find that perfect Christmas gift?Do you just have pointless questions and nothing better to do?
Don't know what to wear tomorrow?
Slender Man stalking you?
Just throw me your problems and I promise they will be returned as a fully gift-wrapped and completely inbiased answers with extra irony and wit on the side.
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Clirkus is not responsible for any advice taken literally that may lead to personal injury, loss of your job,
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Last edited by Clirkus; 02-18-2013 at 01:25 PM.
How do yojlu best go about fucking bitches and making money?
Also, this should be in Spam.
There was already a thread a million years ago like this in Spam, or so I thought. I figure that's why Clirkus is putting it here?
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
-T.S. Eliot
Step 1. Get out of your chair and walk outside and stare at the sky.Originally Posted by TP
Step 2. If it's not snowing, go back inside and turn the TV on, if it was already on then turn it off. If it is snowing, think about shoveling the driveway before going back into the house.
Step 3. Buy a lottery ticket, then put it in the blender and make a smoothie.
Step 4. Repeat step one, then do a hand stand.
Step 5. Go back to your computer and eat a donut, wait for fate to bring you what you want.
Also, I figured this fell under the Member interrogation "Ask me a question" category.
How do I beat Chuck norris?
I WILL BE GONE MOST SATURDAYS AND A GOOD HUNK OF SUNDAYS
Die. You won't beat him, but at least you won't spend your life trying to figure out how to beat him.
What do I do about this constant fear that there will be sharks/toothy fish in my bathtub after watching Jaws and Piranha 3D?
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
-T.S. Eliot
Go to Wal-Mart and buy a plushie shark, then run it over with the lawnmower several times, then burn the remains and wash them down the drain, then call a plumber to unclog the drain. Go watch Finding Nemo.
I've been mistaken for slenderman several times at work this month, got any suggestions on how to keep my co-workers from leaving the factory several minutes early?
"After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."-Major Leonard R. Boyd
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Next time go to work dressed as Spider-Man.
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