Clirkus' Horribly Bad Good Honest Advice
Been changed to "Good Honest Advice" at the request of Missy. I dunno why.
Got questions that are hard to answer or, better yet, have no answer? Just ask yours truly and I promise to give you a competent totally useless but hopefully amusing answer from anything like relationship tips to how to fix your car when it breaks down on the freeway in the middle of a snowstorm. This advice is 100% fool-proof, because it's all folly.
Can't find that perfect Christmas gift?
Don't know what to wear tomorrow?
Slender Man stalking you? Do you just have pointless questions and nothing better to do?
Just throw me your problems and I promise they will be returned as a fully gift-wrapped and completely inbiased answers with extra irony and wit on the side.
Disclaimer: Clirkus' advice is not meant to be taken literally or viewed as anything but joking and very un-serious.
Clirkus is not responsible for any advice taken literally that may lead to personal injury, loss of your job,
damage resulting in you following this idiotic advice, and likewise if something good actually comes out of it.