Reply With QuoteThere is no time like the present...Originally Posted by Manic
Apples is my idiot mother's "codeword" for pot.
CLIRKY
I have no weed and my guy in currently busy being a new dad as of yesterday...
What should I do?
There is no time like the present...
How shoud i go about eatnig lunch?
By chewing and swallowing. In that order.
My girlfriend wants me to get a job. How do I bang her sister?
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.'"
Les Dawson
I can't get myself to stop reading your advice because of its hilarity and impracticality.
What should I do?
Also...how would one hasten the release of Touhou 13.5?
Get a job, then take her out to dinner and dump her like a gentleman.
Obviously, you should keep reading it. And one cannot hasten the release of something by oneself, you must rally other fanatics like yourself and go on a shopping spree.
Should I study for my math exam or should I just play minecraft?
Spoiler
Switch back and forth between the two, or at least keep the textbook open next to you so you can feel as if you are magically absorbing the knowledge while participating in a recreational activity.
English please? Those words don't make any sense. Just a random grouping of letters.Get a job
And hey I never said I wanted to dump my girlfriend, just bang her sister.
Last edited by JoeStrummer; 01-16-2013 at 12:56 PM.
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.'"
Les Dawson
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