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Thread: The Final Words of a Mr. Kill F. Bones

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    Most Refined Douchebag Kill Bones's Avatar
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    The Final Words of a Mr. Kill F. Bones

    Also known as That Leaving Thread I Claimed I'd Never Make.

    Yes, I know, incredibly fucking hypocritical on my part, but, I don't know.

    I guess I feel like if I didn't do this, there'd never be any real closure. If I left wordlessly, I could always just return and claim there were 'complications', or some other vague excuse.

    I can't do that. I've had a lot of goddamn fun on this site in the past two years, but it's just time for me to move on. Why is this in Spam instead of, say, the Member's Lounge? Because I know you fuckers, and besides, who actually goes in the fucking Member's Lounge?

    I'm not going to list comments for the people I liked and disliked, because I really can't be assed to do that. It's fucking simple, if I liked you, chances are you know that. Good for you, I guess? If I didn't like you, I made that pretty goddamn obvious as well. No more needs to be said, honestly.

    So, goodbye mates.

    Stay classy, and be good for the new mods. you fucking retards.

    Kill Fucking Bones out.


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    Stay gold, KB. Stay gold.
    I don't know what to put here right now.

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    星が地上を歩く Asuras's Avatar
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    One of the only legitimately funny Spammers... Bye KB.




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    Magnificent Bastard Jorick's Avatar
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    Bye, see you whenever you inevitably return.


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    No idea who the heck you are, Mr. Kill Fucking Bones, but Requiescat in pace


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    I WILL BE GONE MOST SATURDAYS AND A GOOD HUNK OF SUNDAYS

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    no

    Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge



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    星が地上を歩く Asuras's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Bye, see you whenever you inevitably return.
    No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Asuras View Post
    No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
    I almost escaped, and then I got bored.

    Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge



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    Quote Originally Posted by SmexySpiral View Post
    I almost escaped, and then I got bored.
    [2].
    I don't know what to put here right now.

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    Magnificent Bastard Jorick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asuras View Post
    No kidding. I'm pretty sure Spam here is like a black hole. Once you get past the event horizon, there's no escape. We'll come back again and again till we're old men and women.
    Yeah. The only way I see most of the very active Spammers leaving is if all of them decide to shove off at once, thus leaving very little worth coming back to.

    Although KB is one of the few who I think might actually manage to disappear forever. He gives negative amounts of fucks about things, so he should be able to manage if he finds something else to waste his free time.

    Quote Originally Posted by SmexySpiral View Post
    I almost escaped, and then I got bored.
    Yeah, boredom is a hell of a drug.


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