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11-27-2012 #1
Brand

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Mount and Blade Anyone?

Anyone else here play Mount and Blade?

Last edited by Brand; 11-27-2012 at 11:41 AM.
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11-27-2012 #2
Ozymandias

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I've got them all. Amazing games.

"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you talk like a fuckin' god.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Reasons for winning;

British accents,
Shapeshifting abilities,
Not particularly picky,
All around awesome,
We actually tried using teamwork rather than fighting eachother,
There are two of us.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

You could be like Oz and charm me with his words.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz, you are now a Nord. No questions, simply accept it. You're basically the same, only this time you're slaying dragons with a bigger sword and then yelling at them for little reason.

Originally Posted by Strawbeary

I'll bow down to Oz though. xD He's the god of all gods and charming.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Prolonged exposure to Oz is almost as fatal as it is to awesome.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Anyway. Ozymandias. Bed. Now. Wild sex.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

You just won the internet Congratulations :L

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Oz... dearest... everything you say is the purest form of magnificence.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades, regarding Ozy's new name

Solomon is the king of kings, as it states in his signature.

Originally Posted by Elena Landon

Ozy wins at everything

Originally Posted by Our Unfaithful Admin

You caught me.

Here is my primary forum: Furry Island RP Chats

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Just call me Gary Gobblecock.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Jesus Christ, Squee.

That was cruel. Like, holy crap, that insult is probably the most hurtful thing you could have said. Fucking, Ozy. Do you need to cry? I bet you do, Squee was just being really mean. You walked off this fucking mini-van-fired-from-a-catapult-sized insult like a champ, but damn that must of struck deep. Don't worry, man, I'm here if you just need to cry.

Seriously Squee, why you gotta be so mean?

Originally Posted by Bela

ILuhUOz

Originally Posted by rpg101

Ozy, I think you may be the only spammer that manages to brighten my day, every day.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Oz...you just made me spill my coke.

You sir, are fuckin star!

Originally Posted by The Dripper

Wow Ozy, you say what I was trying to articulate with only three words, and still make it look better than what I said.

I love you, bro.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Ozy, stop, you're making my ribs hurt from the laughter. D:

Originally Posted by Squee

Why must you make me love you so?

Originally Posted by Elendra

You've been on a roll with awesome recently, Ozy.

Originally Posted by The Australian

...

Ozy, you are a genius.
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11-27-2012 #3
Hank

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11-27-2012 #4
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I really should get this the next time I'm home.

http://alphakoka.minitroopers.com

Credit to Harby the Australian Harbringer.

Clicky clicky

Character Sheets

The Freeland of Xrixk

Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.
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11-27-2012 #5
Brand

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Well what is ya'lls steam names?

Mine is Washingtonbroski
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