If the snake gets me, that'd be like a king taking a pawn, it's retarded.
So Rilla and I are both douchebags, which makes us equally as killer-y.
Meanwhile, Hank's a former leader and a redneck in the game. So...
In case you're not (and also for those who think Rilla and I are likely killers), I'll say this: the douchebag is one of the simplest types of red herrings in mysteries. Just digest that before the next day phase before trying to point fingers.
Oh please -- we all know Jorick used Spam-personality attribute traits (he admitted as much). That I'm an asshole in his storyposts mean very little.