I hate everyone.

[PaladinFoster]

Including myself. What a little paradox. I see myself as superior to the unwashed masses, yet I still fall short of my own personal expectations. I also have the disposition of a grumpy old man at the age of 18. I'm going to have a long, wonderful life of telling people how worthless they are while simultaneously striving to attain a level of quality that may or may not be out of my reach. Elitist bullshit FTW!

Usually? Maybe joke is the wrong word? I just really appreciate irony when executed properly. At first glance it comes across as sincere, but the last sentence adds an exaggeration to it, a bit of comic relief. This partially reveals that the post was written sarcastically, but I know that even though it is sarcastic, it reflects certain sentiments in my personality and it would be accurate if my personality itself were exaggerated. Maybe it's only funny to me.

[Squee]

Did you get in a fight and someone tell you this.. or, do you really think this?

If you really think it: No wonder you don't have a GF.
If someone told you: Stick it in her.

[PaladinFoster]

Did you get in a fight and someone tell you this.. or, do you really think this?

If you really think it: No wonder you don't have a GF.
If someone told you: Stick it in her.

-------> The joke.

You.

[AwsonRew]

Including myself. What a little paradox. I see myself as superior to the unwashed masses, yet I still fall short of my own personal expectations. I also have the disposition of a grumpy old man at the age of 18. I'm going to have a long, wonderful life of telling people how worthless they are while simultaneously striving to attain a level of quality that may or may not be out of my reach. Elitist bullshit FTW!

Same.

I also hate you.

But no. Same.

Did you get in a fight and someone tell you this.. or, do you really think this?

If you really think it: No wonder you don't have a GF.
If someone told you: Stick it in her.

How helpful.

[Squee]

I know, Pally.
My brain hasn't been wanting to work today, at all.
But aren't jokes suppose to be funny?

[AwsonRew]

-------> The joke.

You.

Hm. If you were joking, I guess I'm way fucked up.

[PaladinFoster]

Hm. If you were joking, I guess I'm way fucked up.

Naw. I'm probably a little further ahead on the fucked up scale. What I said was somewhat true, but I exaggerated slightly and presented it in a sarcastic, self-deprecating format. I think that's funny.

[TP]

These are all for you.

With love, TP.

[PaladinFoster]

I know, Pally.
My brain hasn't been wanting to work today, at all.
But aren't jokes suppose to be funny?

Usually? Maybe joke is the wrong word? I just really appreciate irony when executed properly. At first glance it comes across as sincere, but the last sentence adds an exaggeration to it, a bit of comic relief. This partially reveals that the post was written sarcastically, but I know that even though it is sarcastic, it reflects certain sentiments in my personality and it would be accurate if my personality itself were exaggerated. Maybe it's only funny to me.

[Genghismike]

I see myself as superior to the unwashed masses

okay.