Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Y'know, this really pisses me off. To start with, your opening, you hate everyone, including yourself? That's not fucking healthy, hatred gets you dick in life. It's a corrosive fucking fuel that burns out too quickly and leaves you empty and damaged. Next, you see yourself as 'superior to the unwashed masses', that's bullshit. You don't see yourself as superior, it's part of an imaginary hierarchy that you created for your self-esteem. You put yourself at the top, saying you're smarter and a better person than the others, than the unwashed masses, who are simpletons who can't even imagine the way you see the world. You don't take into account that these unwashed masses are people too, and that they aren't characters in a shitty Twilight book, they're three-dimensional. I used to think like you, put myself above them so I could feel good about myself, but guess what? it was an act. I've gotten stoned with people and discussed physics and politics, I've drank and explored the merits of Minecraft and Game of Thrones, and I've partied and talked about which rappers I prefer, and why. You're not better because you abstain from one thing or another, and you don't have a superior over other people because you read fantasy and the SCP-wiki.
You have the disposition of a grumpy old man? You don't take pride in that, you hate it. But you try and put a spin on it, say how mature you are and want everyone to jump on your e-cock for it.
You're going to have a long, wonderful life of telling people how worthless they are? No, you're not. You're going to have a bitter, depression filled life talking about how worthless someone is behind their back. I could be wrong, but it's highly unlikely anyone who imagines a class system just to feel superiority over someone else has the guts to tell someone to their face that they're worthless. And while you talk behind their back you're trying to attain a level of quality that may/not be out of your reach? No, you're not. Because being iffy on the subject shows that you don't a fuck enough about it to actually try and reach that level of quality. If you wanted that level of quality, you wouldn't waste time telling others how worthless they were, you'd pop your neck, lace up your boots, and get to that level of quality, and let the others see how worthless they were.
And no, this isn't a joke, nor is it irony. It's an attempt to have us pat you on the back and say "We know man, we know. Everyone besides us is worthless!" You throw the 'joke' part over it because you don't want anyone to get serious and say it's bullshit. If you have the joke insurance policy, all you have to do when someone calls you on the shit is say "umadbro?" or "It was a joke, calm down." .
And the worst part is? I'm not sure who I'm fucking directing this bullshit rant too, you, me, all of fucking tumblr?
TL;DR-You're not a special fucking snowflake, get over it.