And no one will give two shits about it. All the press does here is gossip on celebrities. Seriously, when bin Laden died it took about a day for the papers to go back to '[celebrity] has new boobs!' ... fuck, I hate the press.
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"
Yeah, we don't really care that much.
MelonHead does not give out free Melons.
'MERICUH. 1ST AMENDMENT. FREE SPEECH. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT U.K.