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11-29-2012 #11
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That would be neat, but Moffat is right in saying that it could kind of fuck with future stuff in Sherlock.

Originally Posted by Hank

Far more interested in a Hannibal Lecter / Sherlock Holmes crossover.

Agreed. That would be an amazing match up.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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11-29-2012 #12
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Originally Posted by Jorick

That would be neat, but Moffat is right in saying that it could kind of fuck with future stuff in Sherlock.

Agreed. That would be an amazing match up.

If only Timelords could travel realities again.

Though, there was a Doctor Who/Star Trek: Next Gen comic crossover.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

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The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
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11-29-2012 #13
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A Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover was in the works back when Ten was around. Russell T Davies and JK were writing and everything. But they couldn't get Harry Potter's cast to cooperate with a schedule.

Originally Posted by Rilla

You have my blessings.

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.

Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari

Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.

Originally Posted by teddybarehead

So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.

Originally Posted by Griever

Rose Swan <3

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

Aww, you're too cute.

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D

Originally Posted by LunaLight

when did Rose ever get thorns?

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?

Originally Posted by Deamonandae19

Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!

Originally Posted by Bela

You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

Rose, you devil you.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

<3 Rose

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Sole can't handle the Hathaway.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose is pretty great sometimes~

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Rose is such a hug whore.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose kinda transcends logic.

Originally Posted by The Charmer

And Auntie Rose speaks truth again

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

You dirty birdy.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Tempest

Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I love Rose. She's so sassy.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.

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