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11-30-2012 #1
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I have to share this

Don't be turned off just because it's something from League of Legends. It's a bunch of things taken from reports against players, basically. Stuff they said in a match of LoL.

Some of the shit people say in this video... Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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11-30-2012 #2
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NIXON LEVELS OF PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIORRRRRR

The man who claims to rule and teach
Is only master for the rich
And anyway succumbs
To the laws of nature in the end

Slow decay and rest
As we're running fast,
And the mighty ones are nothing
But the last ones.

If you give the world a chance
It will beat you down to your knees.
If you try to fight it back
It will beat you again and again.

Everything is a weapon if you hold it right.

Just a few facts that I thought you should know...
Life increases your chances of dying,
so why are you trying at all?
On a walk in the summer sun you're more likely to be in a homocide,
not to mention the cancer you'll get and the light waves frying your eyes.

As you're breathing this air,
you're increasing your chances of getting diseased,
so retreat in your house with your spouse,
the one person most likely to kill you.
Imagine a leaf as it falls to the ground
whining about an obstruction on the way down,
curling itself to shield from the wind so hopelessly.

Life is a lesson
You learn it when it's over

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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

HONEY BOO BOO IS MY FUCKING SPIRIT ANIMAL

Originally Posted by Stalker

Originally Posted by Asuras

NO SANE HUMAN DEALS OUT RASPBERRIES. THEY MUST BE LACED WITH SOMETHING.

Laced with love.

Originally Posted by Valeric

Originally Posted by Asuras

Let's discuss how we're all going to kick each other's asses.

I'll use my leg.
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11-30-2012 #3
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Oh god, the best part is how many of those actually match up with the characters that would say them. XD. My sides.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
"With colors never faded, reckless and unabated. They may take me but never take us all."
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Okay, I actually took the time to let this video load.

Worth it.
Omg. xD

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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12-01-2012 #5

Magnificent Bastard

Originally Posted by Squee

Okay, I actually took the time to let this video load.

Worth it.
Omg. xD

ikr?

My favorite is probably "You're the Native American of gay. You use all the parts of the man."

Just..

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

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12-01-2012 #6

Myyt

Free

omg LOL

WOAH

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.

Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!

Originally Posted by Sora

02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE

Originally Posted by Memory

I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.

Originally Posted by Tarin

<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.

Originally Posted by Vanquished

Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.

*searches fridge*

I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!

Originally Posted by Bela

3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.

Originally Posted by Turt

I've fucked socks older than you

Originally Posted by midorihana

It's like sex, but better.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.

K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.

There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.

Understand? K? K.

TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

Kay, I'm done <3

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