BDB, anyone?

[Manic]

I am fangirling my brains out, over here. No one ever seems to know what I am talking about, though >_> Anyone out there going as crazy as I am waiting for March 26th?

[Goldmarble]

Badly Drawn Boy?
Billion Dollar Babies? Can't be this, that album came out in '73...
Berkeley DB?
Big Dumb Booster?
Black Dagger Brotherhood? Seems like that, says the next novel is on March 26.

Never heard of it before. I assume you think it is good.

From the immediate premise of "Supernatural Romance Novels of Vampires defending...." I already know I would fucking hate it and want to burn it.

Nothing against you or the author, but yeah...I'd burn it if it was given to me.

[Manic]

They are big, sexy warriors. What's not to like?

[Goldmarble]

They are big, sexy warriors. What's not to like?

Vampires.

1: I hate the pussy-ass, emotional, non-frightening, wimpy ass bitches they have become in modern rendition and culture.
2: I severely dislike the fandom and obsession with them, much the same as my dislike of lycanthropes, dragons, elves, fairies, and their associated fandoms.
3: I know this ties into #1, but why? Why the fuck do they make vampires so god damn emo? "Oh woe, for I am cursed to this immortality....Nothing can sate my hunger but blood....and sex."
4: I have yet to come across anyone who can give me a single logical reason that male Vampires can have sex without a popsicle stick taped to their dick. Their heart ain't pumping. They don't have blood pressure. It ain't getting up. Ever. Again. Any time I bring this up, please respond with the most inane BS. "Blood Points!" "It just does!" "Magick!"

Sorry...it ain't getting up ever.

That, and the whole fact that all this Vampire Romance = Necrophilia.

It all ties in with my general loathing of the pussification of all monsters in general. Monsters should be frightening because they want you fucking dead. Not pathetic. Not lovable. Not sexy.

I respect the ancient view of monsters.

If I were to have Vampires in a game? They would be cold, calculating, sinister motherfuckers without emotions. Luring people and killing them. No grand scheme. No castles and minions. They just. Want. You. Dead.

Remember, this is not an attack on you, please don't take this personally. This just me expressing my severe dislike, which you did, in all fairness, ask about.

[Mogtaki]

Sounds like another version of Twilight to me.

You sure you still like it after what Goldmarble said? Necrophilia...eugh, no thanks, Jimmy Saville.

[Manic]

1. They are about as pansy-assed as a feral tiger. This is not twilight.
2. We get obsessed. happens.
3. They have their problems but I wouldn't call any of them emo. Everyone has issues.
4. Actually, one reason this is one of my favorite series is because, they aren't dead. No necrophelia, unless you count Jane, who is a ghost, sort of. They are a separate race. Their hearts beat, and they don't feed off humans. Not your average Dracula, nor sparkly ass Edward. And they aren't Immortal. Think, like, ten years to our one. They live to be around 1000, if they die of natural causes.

Nah, I like it. No offense taken. I totally get where you are coming from. Twilight makes me want to beat my head into the fucking wall until I'm retarded and don't care anymore how stupid people are.


Oh, and BDB is to Twilight as a bacon cheeseburger is to a slap of tofu.


Also, necrophilia will forever make me think of that chick in Oblivion.

[Darkdrago666]

To be fair goldmarble.

Dragons are cooler than vampires.

[Manic]

Holywood turns into one.

*shrugs* what, you expect a three hundred year old vampire cursed by their races deity to turn into a house cat?

[Hellis]

Vampires.

1: I hate the pussy-ass, emotional, non-frightening, wimpy ass bitches they have become in modern rendition and culture.
2: I severely dislike the fandom and obsession with them, much the same as my dislike of lycanthropes, dragons, elves, fairies, and their associated fandoms.
3: I know this ties into #1, but why? Why the fuck do they make vampires so god damn emo? "Oh woe, for I am cursed to this immortality....Nothing can sate my hunger but blood....and sex."
4: I have yet to come across anyone who can give me a single logical reason that male Vampires can have sex without a popsicle stick taped to their dick. Their heart ain't pumping. They don't have blood pressure. It ain't getting up. Ever. Again. Any time I bring this up, please respond with the most inane BS. "Blood Points!" "It just does!" "Magick!"

Sorry...it ain't getting up ever.

That, and the whole fact that all this Vampire Romance = Necrophilia.

It all ties in with my general loathing of the pussification of all monsters in general. Monsters should be frightening because they want you fucking dead. Not pathetic. Not lovable. Not sexy.

I respect the ancient view of monsters.

If I were to have Vampires in a game? They would be cold, calculating, sinister motherfuckers without emotions. Luring people and killing them. No grand scheme. No castles and minions. They just. Want. You. Dead.

Remember, this is not an attack on you, please don't take this personally. This just me expressing my severe dislike, which you did, in all fairness, ask about.

You and me could get along.

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Also: Vampires that do no drink the blood of others?


soooo, not vampires at all then?

[Manic]

I didn't say they don't drink blood. I said they don't feed from humans. I mean, they can, but, its like tying to survive drinking nothing but muddy water.