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12-13-2012 #171
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I told myself when this first started that I was going to take part more in the politics of the thread, and be all involved. But... I just can't.

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Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

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Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

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Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

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Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

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I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

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Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

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Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

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a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

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I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

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New custom user title, because of lulz level.

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Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

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How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

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Torment I love you so very much.

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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

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You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

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TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

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TP... ily now.

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Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

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Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

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TP.

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12-13-2012 #172
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Originally Posted by Seravee

There is so much love in this thread.
Kanga, will you love me so I can feel more at home here?

Okay, I should be able to work with this <3

I hereby profess my love for Seravee.

Last edited by Kangaroo; 12-13-2012 at 07:04 PM.
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12-13-2012 #173
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THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Rilla

You have my blessings.

Originally Posted by HeySeuss

However, Rose Swan's stock value just shot up.

Originally Posted by Shadoe Mayari

Actually, no. She's my weird friend who inhales too much caffeine. I'm the sane one.

Originally Posted by teddybarehead

So there has been a vaccum of power since Bela stopped posting. Attention whores have scrambled to amass their strength... I hereby Dub Rose Swan the new queen of Attention Whores in spam, may god have mercy on your soul.

Originally Posted by Griever

Rose Swan <3

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

I just realized Rose Swan is actually pretty fucking hot.

Originally Posted by LunaLight

Aww, you're too cute.

Originally Posted by ReonenMiruel

Let's brand Rose Swan Spam's official yandere. =D

Originally Posted by LunaLight

when did Rose ever get thorns?

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Always had them. They just aren't bared a lot.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Why is it that both times I've asked for help I seem to recall Rose Swan is the only one who really gave me any viable/precise options?

Originally Posted by Deamonandae19

Rose, you are now officially EPIC!!!

Originally Posted by Bela

You cannot touch Rosie. I will cut your nipples off.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

The feeling is mutual Rose. You are my movie buddy, after all.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

Rose, you devil you.

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

<3 Rose

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Sole can't handle the Hathaway.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose.
I will rip your ovaries out if you don't stop being hawter than me.
srsly gurl

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose is pretty great sometimes~

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Rose is such a hug whore.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Rose kinda transcends logic.

Originally Posted by The Charmer

And Auntie Rose speaks truth again

Originally Posted by Contra Fates

You dirty birdy.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Fuckin Jesus, Rose, you just made me spill me coke

Originally Posted by Tempest

Rose put on her big girl pants today. I'm... I'm kind of... proud.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I love Rose. She's so sassy.

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I owe you a debt that I don't know if I can ever repay... Just thank you. Thank you so much.

Originally Posted by Bela

And don't be rude to Rosie. She's a peach.

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12-13-2012 #174
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Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
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12-13-2012 #175
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TO NERDFIGHTERIA!!!

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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12-13-2012 #176
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*makes Nerdfighter sign*

I see you suddenly made your set AWESOME and stuff.

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
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HOME!
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Post is coming.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

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12-13-2012 #178

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Well done, Squee! I just turned in mine as well.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

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12-13-2012 #179

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I am going to separate this into two story posts, so it's not too big of a text wall.

First: Introductory (no lynching or anything)
While ya'll work on reading that, I'll be doing the First Night, which is already drama filled...

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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12-13-2012 #180

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Let's get this started! This is going to be fantastic. ^_^

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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