Name: Lou Cypher
Date Of Birth: 29 February 1991
As an Employee of McDonalds I realize I will be working in a hazardous environment. I accept that I do not have the right to claim compensation from my Employer, McDonalds should I fall victim to an accident in the workplace. Such accidents include but are not limited to,
Attacked by a John.
Attacked by a Jane.
Shot in the head.
Slips and Falls.
Personality: Can be rather mean to people who bother Lou, but Lou tends to keep to himself whenever possible. However, that won't mean he won't involve himself if he feels he needs to or it would be sufficiently amusing to him. You could call him selfish, in a way, though he likes to think of it as "Taking care of himself"; he tends to make sure his hide is safe before all others. Not to say he won't try to play hero sometimes, but there's a time and place for that, and that's whenever he feels like it's the time and place for it.
Biography: Lou grew up in a place called Trope Town Tv (Otherwise known as Triple T or T3), located between a scrap yard, a steel mill, and a library that has internet access. At first it was your average, run of the mill scavenger town, at least till someone introduced the inhabitants of a Book on Tropes. Now you got a bunch of freaks and weirdo's trying to categorize and make examples of things they see in their lifetime. But aside from eccentric townfolk, T3 is also known for it's constructive capabilities; they're one of the very few settlements that are still manufacturing things, from small electronics to cars, to sticks with rocks tied on them to mechanical gauntlets. Lou was just a sweat-shop worker in T3, working on the manufacturing line to assemble whatever crap that put in front of him. He spent most of his time putting together radios and short-range communicators (I.e. Tin cans with string), though through some pressurization and out-right murder (in T3, murder isn't illegal if you can do it. You can still be charged with attempted murder if the guy is still alive), Lou eventually managed to get himself working in some meaningful manufacturing. He learned how to build firearms from random crap laying around, though he spent most of that time making bullets for said firearms. When pouring primer into a cylinder started to get boring, he just wondered about other departments, learning how to make whatever they were in charge of. Cars, melee weapons, explosives (he likes this one), sex toys. But working as a factory slave became a real drag when it seemed like he would never really get to do anything interesting with the things he makes. So he joined McDonalds in hopes of finding some adventure.
Medical History: Is a fully functional Hermaphrodite and has Lung Cancer.
I realize that by withholding any information about my Biography or Medical History that my Employer may find important or funny will result in the termination of this contract.
Employees will be paid in spoils, 60/40 to McDonalds.
Sign Here, Lou Cypher
New Town: Trope Town Tv
A medium sized city, T3 is bustling with construction, debates, and people dying and fighting against Johns. There's not much in terms of fortification, but security is pretty tight, cause at least every person owns some sort of big melee weapon and a gun. they don't take too kindly to people trying to show off, however, and typically anyone they consider a "Mary Sue" ends shot down until they run out of ammo. Then they reload and keep shooting. Still, so long as you behave yourself and don't get in anyone's way, the inhabitants of T3 are pretty hospitable. But just about everyone is a bit jaded to newcomers, always trying to size them up and put labels on them. Again, they can be nice, but if something ticks them off, expect them to let you know.
Towns people vary, but a general consensus of citizens of T3 could be called haughty, pretentious, and overly-analytical. They are, however, known to be able to entertain guest and are knowledgeable on various subjects.