So today is my birthday and from my sister I received a packet of 10 miracle berry tablets. For those who don't know miracle berries adhere to taste buds and warp your perception of all flavors save for sweet. I tried some and at first I tried sweet things (a coffee chocolate cupcake, fruit juice, cream cheese icing) to no avail.
Then I tried salt which tasted muted.
Distilled white vinegar tasted like fruit juice. (I wanted to drink it but I started getting woozy for some reason)
Tangerines tasted like tangerines stuffed with powdered sugar.
Granny smith apples tasted like jelly beans.
Peanut sauce tasted muted and slightly sweet.
Smokey BBQ sauce tasted like honey barbeque sauce.
Pickle relish tasted sweet.
Powdered lemon stuffs tasted sweet and not sour.
Sour Patch kids tasted fruity and absolutely no sour.
Pineapple tasted pleasantly sweet with no tartness at all.
Cheesey things like extra cheesy goldfish and popcorn white chedar cheese powder topping tasted normal.