Miracle Berries and Birthday Fun

[BlueRose]

So today is my birthday and from my sister I received a packet of 10 miracle berry tablets. For those who don't know miracle berries adhere to taste buds and warp your perception of all flavors save for sweet. I tried some and at first I tried sweet things (a coffee chocolate cupcake, fruit juice, cream cheese icing) to no avail.

Then I tried salt which tasted muted.

Distilled white vinegar tasted like fruit juice. (I wanted to drink it but I started getting woozy for some reason)

Tangerines tasted like tangerines stuffed with powdered sugar.

Granny smith apples tasted like jelly beans.

Peanut sauce tasted muted and slightly sweet.

Smokey BBQ sauce tasted like honey barbeque sauce.

Pickle relish tasted sweet.

Powdered lemon stuffs tasted sweet and not sour.

Sour Patch kids tasted fruity and absolutely no sour.

Pineapple tasted pleasantly sweet with no tartness at all.

Cheesey things like extra cheesy goldfish and popcorn white chedar cheese powder topping tasted normal.

Beef jerky tasted normal.

Soy sauce tasted normal.

Mustard... God I hate the stuff.

Ketchup tasted sweet but it normally does to me.

Hot sauce tasted like how salsa smells.

That's all for now. But yesh. Fun fun.

[Herzinth]

That sounds weird.

[BlueRose]

That sounds weird.

And that was just half a tablet :P

[Cpt Toellner]

Sig fits in good with your post.

[BlueRose]

Sig fits in good with your post.

Which? It's on rotate. I'm assuming the one where his eyes are bugging out and his tongue is lolling out and he's assumedly laughing.

[Herzinth]

No, seriously... this sounds like some messed up bioweapon hidden in candy form.