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Thread: Michael Bay is now in charge of your favorite piece of fiction

  1. 12-22-2012 #11
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    I would love to see Buffy directed by Michael Bay.
    Holy.
    Fucking.
    Shit.
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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  2. 12-22-2012 #12
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    I'd like to see an autobiographical documentary made by Bay.

    Because you just know there'll be shitty CGI exploding whores everywhere.
    So

    Bye

    Is the general gist of it

    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit
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    Oh nooo ='( Well... Black Butler, Sebastian makes things just explode. No real plot, just lots of explosions. And for some reason everyone, children included, have automatic assault weapons.

    By the ever talented Lillian Thorne!
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    Shit, my favorite piece of fiction? Not even sure I have a specific favorite...

    Quit while you're behind, new kid.
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    The Real Ghostbusters, now with exploding ghosts.
    "Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
    - General George Patton

    "After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."
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    The lone wanderer is now a 40 year old grizzeled war veteran who teams up with an army of angry super mutants to blow stuff and space ships happen and stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elendra View Post
    What are the results of his influence?

    BECAUSE THE THREAD HAD TO BE WORDED BETTER
    Why does Michael Bay sound familiar?


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    StarCraft with Michael Bay? Kerrigan would be played by that chick that's in all of his movies, the one where you can't tell if she's black or latina and has an attitude that makes it hard to tell if she's Lez or just really mean. Also, everything would explode always.
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    I want him to direct early childhood shows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Bones View Post
    I'd like to see an autobiographical documentary made by Bay.

    Because you just know there'll be shitty CGI exploding whores everywhere.
    I completely misread that as 'I'd like to see a bible documentary made by Bay'

    Definitely exploding whores in that.
    "And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"

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