I reread the post, this is what I saw
Zed: You free tonight?
Christie: Yes
Zed: Sure?
Christie: Yep
Zed: Certain?
Christie: Yeah
Zed: No friends coming around?
Christie: No
Zed: All alone in that big old house?
Christie: I guess
Zed: So if someone came around and tried to murder you they'd get off Scot free?
Christie: What are you trying to get at Zed?
Zed: Oh nothing... While we're at it you're not secretly some supernatural creature than can rend me from shoulder to hip?
Christie: Oh hi Noxious, sorry Zed got to dash
Zed: See you later!
Christie: On fuck