Optifine, turn off all irrelevant things(I turn off almost everything), set it to short(You don't really need it to render far), all the 'fastest' settings(It'll tell you which makes your shit faster).
Viola.
Also, if you have a 64 bit computer, download the 64 bit version of Java. Most 64 bit computers come with the 32 bit version for some reason.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
OH NO, SOMEONE NOT BEING FIRST TO DO SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET?
ALERT THE POPE.
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
But this is the pile for biodegradables. They keep dropping plastic in here.
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
I shoved skittles inside of my turtle's butt because I thought that she would have skittle babies.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
My inner gay is awakening.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
Just shit on your computer screen and make that shit stretchy.
There you go
Adventure time
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
"I'M PATHETIC AND USELESS, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I reiterate, I want a Herzi/KB/Jorick threeway.
Originally Posted by KnightShade
6,999,999,499 of them belong to KB. The other is Waldo.
Originally Posted by AwsonRew
The wait is roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for them to figure out how to use their laminating machine.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I appreciate the offer, but I don't think you'll be able to help much
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I gonna take a shit on the White House's yard.
EDIT: Not really, Obama, please don't go 9/11 on my ass.
Originally Posted by Hank
It's not Fonz-cool to call people huge nerds, you arrogant cunt.
Originally Posted by OverlordRoo
Oh honey, do you have any idea what you're suggesting?
If not, follow Uncle Roo into the windowless black van and we'll teach you all about the wonders of big buff lumberjack lovin'~
Don't worry, old sig is still saved. I'll probably put it back...someday.
Originally Posted by Rilla
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