Merry Christmas. Try and make the best of it.
It doesn't feel like it at all. Another year and it feels just as bloody lonely as it did fifteen years ago. Yay, holiday cheer... Cheer, my arse.
Merry Christmas, ladies and chaps.
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"