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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    Was it hard?
    No, it was quite soft actually!

    Smoother than a baby's bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Starsky View Post
    No, it was quite soft actually!

    Smoother than a baby's bottom.
    What can you use a soft rock for?

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    What can you use a soft rock for?
    Boring people to death at parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Card VII View Post
    Boring people to death at parties.
    "No, no, no, guys! Guys, look I'm serious! Look at how soft this thing is! LOOK! Wait, why are you going out that door? You're going on another beer run, right? Right? Oh. Oh! Oh well, fuck you too then! HEY! Watch where you point that middle finger, you fucking bastard!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Starsky View Post
    "No, no, no, guys! Guys, look I'm serious! Look at how soft this thing is! LOOK! Wait, why are you going out that door? You're going on another beer run, right? Right? Oh. Oh! Oh well, fuck you too then! HEY! Watch where you point that middle finger, you fucking bastard!"
    On the upside you can always use your soft rock as Slingshot ammunition.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Card VII View Post
    Boring people to death at parties.
    Quote Originally Posted by David Starsky View Post
    "No, no, no, guys! Guys, look I'm serious! Look at how soft this thing is! LOOK! Wait, why are you going out that door? You're going on another beer run, right? Right? Oh. Oh! Oh well, fuck you too then! HEY! Watch where you point that middle finger, you fucking bastard!"
    Did Card not mean Soft Rock as a genre or am I not getting something? Maybe I'm the only one getting something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AwsonRew View Post
    Did Card not mean Soft Rock as a genre or am I not getting something? Maybe I'm the only one getting something?
    Just roll with the fact we are discussing a soft mineral. It'll be more lulzy that way.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    Just roll with the fact we are discussing a soft mineral. It'll be more lulzy that way.
    The turn of conversation to said soft mineral is one that is more mature than in reference to that of a hard phallus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Starsky View Post
    The turn of conversation to said soft mineral is one that is more mature than in reference to that of a hard phallus.
    A hard phallus has nothing to do with this at all, but I can see where you get that from.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    A hard phallus has nothing to do with this at all, but I can see where you get that from.
    Don't make Esper have to do with more soft phalli (?)

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