Fatburger XXXL Cheeseburger, Onion rings, and A Chocolate Milkshake

[Kangaroo]

Oh dear Turt.
I'm so jealous.
;-;

If you feel hungry, drink a glass of bourbon first and dig in.
If you are craving sweets, eat some sugar.
Eat heartily, and place all of the food on a plate. It will subconsciously make you think there's less food than there really is.

ftfy

[Christiefries]

ftfy

Thank you. For some reason I thought he wanted "Halp" but I guess he wanted advice on how to further plummet into the bleak corners of death.

[Kangaroo]

Thank you. For some reason I thought he wanted "Halp" but I guess he wanted advice on how to further plummet into the bleak corners of death.

Easy misunderstanding to make.

[Turtlicious]

I feel like my sig could have fixed that confusion.

[Drakel]

I feel like my sig could have fixed that confusion.

...

What am I doing?

My arteries are hardening.

Halp, can't. Stop. Eating!

...

Shouldn't you be fucking dead by now?

[Turtlicious]

I have a Cat as an avatar, which gives me 9 Internet lives. You can get away with anything if your avatar is cute enough.

[Darkdrago666]

your avatar suggests you are not pleased Turt.

But anyway, enjoy the fuck out of that food.

[Ozymandias]

Thank you. For some reason I thought he wanted "Halp" but I guess he wanted advice on how to further plummet into the bleak corners of death.

He lives in L.A, this is obviously what he wants.