There's no embarrassing way to earn money.
- A Fishism
Helping people is never more rewarding than when it's in your own self-interest.
- A Fishism
I plan to have character one day, great character, but if you want to be rich you better get the money before the scruples set in.
- A Fishism
Happiness can be found in one word: denial.
- A Fishism
Friction, friction, friction, orgasm.
- A Fishism
Sex for men: when it's right, it's right; when it's wrong, it's still right.
-A Fishism
If you want a guy, you gotta go out and grab him! Just grab. That’s why God gave man the handles for women to latch on to.
-A Fishism
"Liza, love is about being able to be both soft and hard, it's like a penis."
-A Fishism