Name: Foxes
To celebrate that I have a new PC which means I can now record AAA video games in high quality, I thought it might be fun to do a playthrough of Skyrim with you guys.
Which basically means you get to decide what I do. Pick the difficulty for me, the race of my character, the gender, which factions I should join, where to go and who to talk to and shit. The list is long, the possibilities are endless. It's a big game and I have no intention of taking it seriously. Hell, even suggest mods I should use (no sex mods though, you degenerate fucks). Is there any interest in this?
also start suggesting shit now if you care.
Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8fS4WKN2RU
Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvdL3v4PtHU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYYVlM8xQZo
Last edited by Hank; 12-30-2012 at 06:52 AM.
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You'll be playing the most repulsive Dunmer female that you can create.
You will side with the Stormcloaks, despite all logic that they hate elves with a passion and want to boot you out of Skyrim.
One of the very first missions you will do is the one where you meet Sheogorath. the Wabbajack will be your main weapon of choice when you are fighting anything below a dragon.
Your class will be mainly a split between One-Handed and Destruction magic, while dumping the majority of your spare points into Stealth, because your character will have the unexplained compulsion to literally steal the clothes off the backs of all major diplomatic or political NPCs.
With Ace's ideas in place, I must see these shenanigans.
To what end would I hold this soul that is shattered?
With dead heart so cold and spirit so tattered
My mind in shambles and broken body so battered
Where sorrow has filled the void and I've lost all that mattered
To what end would I hold this soul that is shattered?
A Wolf's Heart: Poems by Walker of Darkness
You know, for all their faults, at least the StormCloaks didn't try to kill me, with their major general not fifteen feet away from the evil gaurd captain bitch who ordered me to the block despite all innocence, OH, and she had imperial archers murder a horse thief as well.
You have to make a female Orc mage and use telekinetic magic to fight people with sweet rolls.
and only sweet rolls.
MelonHead does not give out free Melons.
You must collect all the cheese in the entirety of Skyrim. Then climb a high mountain and drop it all.