Male seeks females for an advanced and likely explicit role-play.

[Pr0nogo]

Hello there. My name is Darion Paone, and I'm eighteen years old. I'm currently attending school at a local community college in Massachusetts, and I'll be studying to become an English teacher at a high-school level. Some of my favourite hobbies include voice acting, musical composition, practising vocals, debating, reading, writing, listening to and reviewing music, and practising massage therapy. I'm six foot one, somewhere around 240 lbs. (for those of a more useful measurement system, that weighs me in at about 1.86 metres, and 110 kilograms), with long, dark brown hair, light brown eyes, broad shoulders, and fair skin. Why'd I mistake the Guild for a dating site, you ask?

I'm interested in starting a one-on-one role-play with someone in the guild. I'm interested in biological females (and I specify not with the intention of offending, but merely for clarity) of any age, creed, and descent. My writing will be descriptive, detailed, and sensible, so I'm catering to an Advanced-tier skill set, though I don't have a problem working with high-end Casual. As far as limits go, I'm pretty simple: just tell me what you want, in detail, and I'll tell you if I'll do it. I am just as interested in branching out and experimenting as I am in doing things that are familiar to me, so don't be afraid to offer your strangest, wildest, kinkiest pitch. I might just take you up on it.

My personal style of humour, if you can call it that, is extremely brusque, to-the-point, and in some cases, base. I'm blunt, and I know I'm blunt, and it's caused some pretty hilarious disagreements in the past. I am by no sense of the phrase politically-correct, nor do I care much about what society thinks. While many social norms and conformities are beneficial, others are quite destructive, and I tend to excise them with retarded vulgarities and wild expressions. I'm not crazy in the sense that I'll just throw a completely random curveball if you talk to me, but I might be a bit odd sometimes. If I am, don't mind it. Or do. I probably won't notice unless you say something, so if my bluntness offends you, feel free to chime in. I tend to choose not to be sophisticated, despite having the ability to.

I find a lot of fantasy and medieval plot lines to be silly. As an active (and unpaid) music critic, I've learned to express what I dislike quite vividly and vicariously (I had another descriptive word in mind, but those will have to do). Nonetheless, I'll still try my hand at them, even if I can't help but feel that every character idea I come up with will fail to fit the backdrop. I'm an extremely sensory, and to a greater extent, sensual person. I love to please. You could even say I aim for it. Ha. No, but seriously. Sex is one of those things I'm good at. It's not required for a successful role-play with me, but it will certainly open up a slew of options for us. I have very few sexual limits and no limits at all when it comes to gore, so if something gets you off or tickles your fancy, just tell me and I'll be on it before you can recite the Declaration of Independence.

With that in mind, and to prevent myself from being even more long-winded than the document with John Hancock's name scrawled so vivaciously onto it, I'll go ahead and let you show your interest. Note that I won't be checking up on this thread very often, so it's imperative that you PM me if you do want my attention. If you do decide to PM me, I ask that you take the time to introduce yourself. Tell me your name. Talk about yourself. What do you do? How old are you? What do you look like? What interests you? What turns you on? The more I know, the better I'll write. Another thing to keep in mind is that I'm more fond of instant messaging and texting when it comes to communicating, but I can make do either way. Cheers, and happy playing!

[VampWiz08]

I don't know if you'll see this, but I sent you a PM.

[Pr0nogo]

Added a quick note to the OP, just for clarity's sake. Thanks to all who've responded thus far.

[Pr0nogo]

Still accepting PMs, for now.

[Rage Lonethorn]

I wish you were my older brother. This was amazing to read.

[Pr0nogo]

That's one of the less common praises I've received, but thanks. Why your older brother, though? Only interested in a platonic relationship?