Saints Row the Third

[The Scotsman]

I love Saints Row. But I have to say the second one was my favorite. I didn't like how in the third they changed how to play missions and what you do with the respect. It's still a good game.

Once I get my new router, I'll be downloading that next.

GTA was, and is about Stealing cars, not about gang wars.

SototesnotwhatGTAWasSupposetobe.

Haha, you're so wrong Since about GTA 3, the games have been about, well, killing people and doing God-like acts of awesomness.

GTA > SR

SR is like GTA's retarded younger brother, imo. I've never had fun playing Saints Row, or watching LP's of it.

Yeah, but when has it not been fun to play with a retarded person?

I had some fun playing Saints Row 3, but I'd much rather play GTA: San Andreas.

Yeah. GTA:SA was the quintessential GTA, and probably the quintessential crime game.

I'm probably going to buy San Andreas on Steam now. I miss that game. So. fucking. much.

That sounds amazing, but I haz no money D,:

The main focus of the GTA games sure as hell isn't stealing cars. The name is just that, a name for the game. GTA is about gang wars, mafia, corruption, all that stuff.

Saints Row is about hitting people in the face with giant purple dildos. Still a fun game, though.

OMG, I just unlocked that. Do you know how fucking fun it is to kill people in the military with a DILDO? It's pretty fun.

Sleeping Dogs

Get on my level

Welp, I'm thinking that level's a little below...

Don't forget stealing a tank, and going on a rampage.

yes.

Auto exploding everything it touches.

Yes.

Running over countless people, shooting exploding shells at cars, helicopters, and other tanks.

YES! fapfapfap

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But this motherfucking AI is getting on my nerves. It's past derpy now, and just plain fucking annoying. Like Dwarfs?!, but unintentionally bad.

[NatsumeHack]

Money.
Armor.
Weapon set.

Repeat as needed.

Kill spree.

Set up on a building.

Sniper.
Rocket Laucher.
Motorcycle getaway.

AWWWYEAH

Oh yeah, who bad, you're bad!

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Once I get my new router, I'll be downloading that next.




Haha, you're so wrong Since about GTA 3, the games have been about, well, killing people and doing God-like acts of awesomness.




Yeah, but when has it not been fun to play with a retarded person?




Yeah. GTA:SA was the quintessential GTA, and probably the quintessential crime game.




That sounds amazing, but I haz no money D,:




OMG, I just unlocked that. Do you know how fucking fun it is to kill people in the military with a DILDO? It's pretty fun.




Welp, I'm thinking that level's a little below...




yes.




Yes.




YES! fapfapfap

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But this motherfucking AI is getting on my nerves. It's past derpy now, and just plain fucking annoying. Like Dwarfs?!, but unintentionally bad.

No Fapping to Our posts, we rather not know what turns you on.

[The Scotsman]

No Fapping to Our posts, we rather not know what turns you on.

Don't worry, it's only the afore mentioned things

[Rilla]

Yeah, but when has it not been fun to play with a retarded person?

Never.

I try to avoid them.

[The Scotsman]

Never.

I try to avoid them.

Why would you do that? Retarded people are like God's gift to us, like a parent would give their child a teddy bear.