The IPF vs The Lava Golem

[craptonofgames]

Mr. Yin and Mr. Yang saw the baby Lava Golem go underground and they knew there was only one place that they were going. They dived off to either side so that the lava golem couldn't get both of them. When the lava golem popped up where they were standing, Mr. Yang said, "Lava Golem and the Earth" this sent the golem flying into the sky. Mr. Yang canceled the repulsion and Mr. Yin said, "Lava Golem and the Earth." This caused the golem to hurtle faster and faster towards the ground. The two suited men ran farther away from each other, so as to not get hit by splatting lava.

[ComicKing]

The lava golem hit the ground and splatted all over the place. The pieces began pulling themselves together, but since the pieces were so scattered that it'd take a while to reform.

[Sebastion Shaw]

The Aeromancer saw that his wind tunnel didn't work, so he took to the air and launched a wind blade at the stretched out golem. If it didn't fully cut through the golem, then he would launch a dozen more. If it did fully cut the golem, then he'd launch a wind blast with the hope of knocking the two pieces away from each other.

[ComicKing]

The wind blade cleaved into the golem only one foot deep. The dozen more blades cleaved into the already cut location, cutting the golem in half. The wind blast knocked the two halves apart. They took their gumball shape again. One of the gumballs took to the air, trying to take down the aeromancer. The other half went after the cowboys.

[AccentKing]

Big Tex saw the large Golem get cut in half by the bird-boy and he was greatful fo' that, but it didn't solve their problem. Big Tex took aim and fired the remainin' four liquid nitrogen rounds inta the pint-sized golem. Two in the base, two in the top. Whatever amount solidified, Big Rodeo would grab usin' his powers and hurl them inta space. Little Rodeo would rip a chunk o' ground up and then shoot it inta the golem, hopefully creatin' a gapin' hole in it. While the Rodeo boys were doin' their thing, Big Tex loads six more liquid nitrogen rounds inta Ol' betty.

[ComicKing]

The rock plowed through the golem and left a gaping hole in it. It began getting the lava back to fill in the hole, but that'd take a while. Meanwhile, it Hurled a glob at the cowboy with the gun.

[Sebastion Shaw]

The Aeromancer saw the golem approaching in the air and he waved his hand in its direction, sending a gust of wind down at it, trying to divert its flight path away from him. He followed that up with a few wind blades trying to whittle the golem down to a more manageable size.

[craptonofgames]

Mr. Yang rose his hand and said, "Lava and lava." Keeping the baby golem from reforming.

[ComicKing]

The flying golem got buffeted by the gust, knocking it away from the bird-man. The wind blades slammed into the golem, but it only shaved off a few gallons of lava. The golem began tossing globs of lava at the bird-man, hoping to knock it out of the air and kill it.

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Once the golem that was fighting the two suits realised it couldn't reform, it stopped trying to reform and diverted that energy into taking down the other targets.

[AccentKing]

Big Rodeo tossed up a boulder ta intercept the lava glob. Big Tex finished loadin' Ol' Betty and fired three rounds inta the blob, or what was left of it. If they hit the golem, Big Rodeo would shoot the solidified golem inta space. If the shots missed, then Big Rodeo would send rock after rock through the golem, splatterin' it all over the place.