Dear Spam

[Ozymandias]

No mine would probably involve more action or have some funny theme.

Apparently he's the new me so I'm teaching him how to be me.

It's complicated.

Oh, that thing... Yeah, 'complicated' doesn't really describe the bullshit that's been going on for the last few days.

[Kangaroo]

Oh, that thing... Yeah, 'complicated' doesn't really describe the bullshit that's been going on for the last few days.

I'm sure this make more sense drunk.

[Hellis]

I'm sure this make more sense drunk.

But the moment you understand the sheer terror makes you sober again.

[Elendra]

Today I told my boss "I quit!"
...
When calling from my other job, where my other boss was laughing maniacly in the background.
...

I think I might be the employee of a supervillain.

Which would be awesome. See, a good supervillain would give GREAT benefits to employees, to make up for the whole risk factor involved. I think I had a RP around the idea actually a while back. You get your own all expenses paid apartment in some villainous island fortress doing data entry and being prohibited from learning how to fight due to strange laws in the universe.

But I digress, enjoy your new boss <3