[Adventure Time] The Chronicles of Ooo: The Ooopacalypse {IC}

[Cultist]

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((Fitting music.))

The Chronicles of Ooo

The Oopacalypse

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Ooopacalypse Log, Day 1

So it seems the leaders have decided to name this current situation the Ooopacalypse. Seems fitting enough, given the brevity of the situation. Kingdoms have been falling, the alien threat are setting up their bases everywhere. It's turning into a hopeless situation fast. But Glob it, where can I say it all began?

I guess you could say a few years ago, when that strange mechanical device fell from the skies and into the Candy Kingdom. Judging from the ships the enemy is using, that thing probably belongs them, and was probably a honing device. Had we known, we would have destroyed it right away. But the Candy Kingdom and all of it's scientific researchers brought about by one of the kingdom's previous rulers, the supposed "great' Princess Bubblegum, who from what I read seemed to be more of a spazz than a savior wanted to study the mathing thing and figure out what it was capable of. Bunch of booksmart idiots who were getting their noses in something that they shouldn't have, putting all of us at risk.I swear I could write a whole mathing book about those idiots...

But back on point. As much as I would like to rant about the Candy Kingdom, time is urgent. So let's get straight to the point. The situation physically began a few days ago, when the first Mother Nood, as they have been named, showed up. Of course we, being a land full of multitudes of kingdoms and other governments, attempted diplomacy with the newcomers. But it seemed the extraterrestrials, or should I say Noodlum, as the public have grown to call them, wanted none of that, and began releasing their troops and vehicles on people. Fortunately none of those Mother Noods have been placed too close to any major kingdoms...yet.

The Noodlum have generally been causing chaos and destruction, blasting away and terrorizing civilians across the land while we try desperately to mobilize our military forces, which were generally not too large due to the peaceful nature of Ooo. It's not going too well, although a few victories have been won in our favor. They caught us with or mathing pants down, Glob it!

Although it's too early to say what may happen, if we don't get our act together soon we're done for, and I'm not entirely sure what the Noodlum plan to do with us once they....conquer? I don't even mathing know? These bizarre aliens make no sense, and I can't figure out what they're saying from video footage. No doubt that the Candy Kingdom are working on a translator, rather than developing weapons or assembling troops.

The age of heroes seems to be over. Although there have been some decent ones over the years, it seems that in our time of need they are just everyday people with their own lives to worry about. What happened to the likes of Billy or Finn and Jake? They have gone down in Ooo history as some of the greatest heroes ever, saving kingdoms countless times and putting their lives on the lines to do so. Heck, even Tiffany got his own little moment to shine. But today's people....I don't know. Ooo needs real heroes, and I pray to Glob they show up, lest we fall victim to the Noodlum. Please help us.

--GLOB IT! Just as I write this, a Mother Nood has just descended right outside of the Veggie Kingdom. They're beginning to start releasing troops and vehicles out! Buildings are being fired down upon! Oh my Glob! Oh my Glob! The Great Broccoli Tower is being reduced to rubble from concentrated attacks! People are being shot down in the streets! The children! Oh my Glob the horror! Math! Math! Math! I need to go help!

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[greenseal72]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV3wFRy23cY mood in the Ice kingdom, mutated musical penguins make the music, because their too stupid to run

"WOAHAHAHA!" coming from a very nervous Snow golem trying to find his beaver, upon finding him"Bigglezworth, we go now, no more ice kingdom, it go bye bye" and then dashing out of the Ice kingdom and across the grass land to the ruins of what was once the home of the great heroes Finn and Jake. Thinking he would be safe as penguin legends stated that their spirits would guard the land forever, however the antsy snow golem soon found this to be false when he was attacked, by luck, a single Noodlum who he was able to defeat by throwing his incredibly resilient giant beaver at(the golem uses the beaver as a weapon).He ran to the nearest kingdom, the candy kingdom where he stayed for a moment waiting until someone could explain these things that had destroyed his home and murdered his beloved(although trapped in his basement) penguins.

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(You know this is very similar to a RP I made on another site where a marker was sent into space as a ritual of the Telarean Empire and they invaded the planet it landed on)

[Mike]

"Something...something terrible just happened." For a moment, Geebe didn't know who had spoken, but soon realized that it was his own voice that had said it. He didn't know why he had said it, it just kind of came out. Confused by his own sudden outburst, he nevertheless still continued on. He had been taking a trip through the Evil Forest, practicing his magic against some of the more violent inhabitants. Though he hadn't learned any kind of magic to directly hurt his enemies yet, he still had some potent support spells, and had been honing them here. A dizzying spell here, and blinding spell there, that kind of thing. He didn't know how long he'd been going at it, but he figured it must have been awhile since he was starting to feel drained. He was going to have to find his way out soon, he just hoped he could find a clearing of trees so he could charge up a bit if he needed to.

[Cultist]

Tim set the broom down as he finished cleaning up his little cave home. With a sigh of relief, he plopped down on the large buffalo skin couch and looked around. The cave was small, yet cozy. Candles were scattered about, filling the room with a warm glow. Assorted pieces of furniture were placed in random spots, including a bed and the couch he was sitting on. Ugly paintings of sad clowns were all on the walls of the cave, giving a bizarre finish to the room. Tim had really chosen all of his furnishings at random, still not too familiar with the normalities of Ooo. But even so, the helter-skelter styles seemed to mesh well enough.

After admiring his home for a bit more, Tim then began to practice making shadow puppets with his hands, using the candles to cast large shadows across the wall. He had been getting rather talented at it, being able to make ogres, dragons and even rabbits. The hobby even had practical uses, as he could use his magic to bring the shadow puppets to life. He had managed to get the hang of making a spider shadow, when a loud rumbling noise was heard, folling by actually rumbling of the Earth.

The cave shook violently, his furniture vibrating with them. A few of the clown potraits fell off the walls, their glass paneling shattering, spreading glass onto the floor. Tim's eyes flashed a dark red as he let out a flurry of curses in a demon tongue. He hissed angrily at the air and swiped around madly, until tthe rumbling stopped.

Tim took a few moments to calm down, as his eyes returned to their dull, black color. He growled angrily, and stomped out of his cave to see what was the matter.

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Jack had been sailing through the skies of Ooo for a few days now, surprisingly free from any Noodlum contact, and had relived his days of pirating, albeit in the sea of clouds. Yet despite the reinvigoration, Jack still felt hollow and alone. His crew was dead, having passed on a long time ago, and it was not as much fun to travel alone. He considered jumping out of the airship and falling down to the ground, the impact breaking him to bits and freeing his soul. Yet the Bloodshot Crystal Heart, imbedded inside of his chest, supplying him with the magical energy to keep on, would not allow it.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT," it spoke within Jack's mind, it's "voice" chillingly murky.

"If I wanted to, I could just stab you and shatter you into bits," Jack spat back, lifting his left arm, with it's rusted hook, up menacingly.

"IF YOU TRIED THAT I WOULD STOP YOU INDEFINITELY. YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL I ACTUALLY GRANTED YOU FREEWILL. IF I REALLY DESIRED TO, I COULD TAKE TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR BODY AND ALL YOU COULD DO IS WATCH HELPLESSLY. HAHAHA,"

Jack sighed heavily and simply ignored the voice, as he felt an ominous prescence. The air pressure was changing drastically, and came from nowhere. Was a storm brewing? Jack looked around wildly at the seemingly clear skies and spotted something in the distance. Descending from the skies was a large saucer-like spacecraft. Jack could only watch in awe as it finished it's descent.

A few moments later he saw smaller ships begin to pour out of the larger one, that proceeded to raze down a nearby kingdom of vegetables. Jack gasped loudly, as raced in his mind.

"What do I do? Do I go help? What are those things?"

"PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO AND TRY TO FIGHT. IT WOULD DRIVE THOSE PETTY SUICIDAL THOUGHTS FROM YOUR MIND. AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN TROUBLE I'll SIMPLY TAKE CONTROL AND GET YOU TO SAFETY. OR BETTER YET, FIND A NEW VESSEL THAT ISN'T AS WHINY AS YOU. HAHAHA."

Despite not wanting to take the Heart's advice, he would feel guilty running away from a battle. With a few tugs of ropes, a twist of a wheel and some digitally inputted commands, Jack steered the ship towards the chaotic scene.